I was so disappointed with Part 2 of the Basketball Wives reunion. It was all about Kesha vs. Tami and Evelyn vs. Jennifer AGAIN. Instead of really focusing on the other conflicts/storylines, they merely mentioned them and promptly circled back to old territory that was already covered in Part 1. I am really disappointed in Shaunie for allowing this. It was like a huge commercial begging the audience to watch Season 5. Which brings me to Shaunie's terrible acting at the end of the show, pretending there was any doubt that the show would be back next season. She tried to turn it into this suspenseful moment, when in reality, we all KNEW there would be a Season 5. That's all she's been saying since Season 4 started airing - that NEXT season would be better! Ugh. I am so over this show. I can't believe Basketball Wives' producers thought that this waste of time show would pass as a reunion. I won't even grade the ladies because I believe there was a lot we didn't see. So, I'll just list the things that were WRONG with this reunion:
1. Where does Tami and Royce's friendship stand? That was a MAJOR plot point and we NEED a resolution on that. The fact that Royce is rumored to be fired from the show is irrelevant. I want to know what really went on behind the scenes and whether or not they were able to repair their friendship. (I do want to thank VH1 for showing Royce in the play. She did great from the clips we saw. Congrats, Royce, and if you're not on the show anymore, consider yourself lucky. This is a sinking ship.)
2. John Salley is the worst host ever. We know what polygraph means, thank you very much. You snide, condescending jerk.
3. That stupid lie detector test fiasco was SO unnecessary. I'm all for hugging it out, but the whole thing just looked so awkward and staged. I'm not saying Evelyn and Jennifer weren't genuine - they both looked sincere about what they were feeling, and the hug looked real - but the setup was way too 90's daytime talk show for me. Oy vey.
4. Tami essentially taking back her apology to Kesha. Ugh!!! Tami! It was great when you apologized in Part 1 and then you had to ruin it by giving us some cockamamie explanation for why you were a bully to Kesha in Tahiti. And yes, you WERE a bully. You intimidated her, you called her names, and you threatened her. I don't know what else you would call that. And besides that, the whole purse thing was wrong, wrong, wrong. How you could even sit there and defend that is beyond me. I'm pretty much over you. I really liked you - I was Team Tami. But I can't be on someone's team that still can't admit when they were wrong. You apologized and it was all good, but when it came right down to it, you really only apologized for your "delivery". But you have so much more to take responsibility for! And then, you go back to being defensive! It doesn't make any sense. I'm really disappointed that you didn't own up to everything that happened in Tahiti. If you had, you would have been the comeback kid. This sucks.
5. VH1 really messed up with the format of the show. I wish they would take some lessons from Bravo and Andy Cohen and go DEEP into MOST of the plot points. Not beat a dead horse with some subjects, and gloss over others. At least SOME of the questions need to come from the viewers. We didn't get the kinds of answers we needed at all. It seemed like it was all shaped and molded to fit what the producers want - which is to get us to watch next season. And they need to give everyone equal time. If some cast members aren't going to speak, why have them there???
6. Which brings me to Suzie. You said a total of 2 sentences (I'm guessing) in Part 2. Why were you there? And then you had to lie on top of it all? The one time you speak, you use your time on the show to lie? In the Tahiti episodes, it's CLEAR that you were the one that told Tami what Kesha said because Tami CLEARLY says, 'Don't feel bad for telling me, Suzie' (paraphrasing). I mean, what is your deal? At least you have braces now, which is the only improvement I see in you. Because, frankly, you need to be worrying about the status of your inner beauty, not your appearance.
I'm really disgusted by this show, and I don't think I'll watch next season. It's sad, but true. And to be honest, I probably won't watch Evelyn's spinoff either. I'm feeling like this whole franchise is going downhill fast. I mean, if this season brought boycotts, I'm sure next season will, too. And if Shaunie keeps her promises about no physical altercations, some of the audience who enjoys that type of reality tv won't tune in. Either way, a big portion of the audience will go elsewhere. I, personally, don't think the show is being led in the right direction. And I certainly won't be watching the LA installment. So there you have it. Agree? Disagree? Tweet me!
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Thursday, June 14, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Waste of Time
Part 1 of the Basketball Wives Reunion was very disappointing, although there were some good moments. Overall, though, it was a big waste of time. Seriously, I was able to get through the entire thing in less than 30 minutes without the commercials, the recap clips, and the stuff I've already seen on VH1.com. There really wasn't anything new or exciting in this part of the reunion, and unfortunately, it looks like Part 2 is going to be a dud as well. The preview didn't really do anything for me. And! Let's just state facts: Only Shaunie, Tami, Evelyn, and Jennifer said more than a few sentences the whole show! This is not the kind of reunion we need! And please get John Salley out of the host's chair. He's not funny and he's not at all charming. I can't stand the way he asks the questions - almost as if he's above the show. (If you're not into the show or don't enjoy it, then don't host the damn reunion!!!) They need to get a real host in there, maybe a female (preferable a comedienne) who can at least relate to each of the ladies. You know what I suggested to Shaunie in my last blog - she shouldn't be on the show anymore and just take over hosting the reunions. But that's just me. And the way they edited the show was really choppy in parts. No bueno, VH1.
So let's address the ladies (the ones who actually spoke):
Kesha: I'm going to commend you on standing your ground about your problems with Tami. I wish we could have heard you speak more. Maybe in Part 2? Kesha's grade for the week: A (based on the little bit that she was allowed to say).
Kenya: I still don't like you. I did appreciate when you said that anyone can achieve their dream no matter how old they are. However, I'm still not convinced you're being real with us (the audience). There is something very artificial about you, and it makes everything you say sound fake. Kenya's grade for the week: C (because she's still acting).
Royce: You barely spoke!!! Please, tell me you let loose on Part 2!!! Royce's grade for the week: N/A (Stupid John Salley just kept telling her not to cry!!! Lame joke, John!!!)
Shaunie: I think your speech about doing better next season was very nice. But that's all it was. You made it sound like things got out of control this season, like the first three seasons of the show weren't at all violent. They were! I'm happy you want to make a change to the show now, but in reality, this change should have come after season 2 when Tami and Evelyn got physical. But, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you when you say you're committed to making this a more positive show. All I ask is that you not be a cast member anymore. That's the last time I'm going to say it. Shaunie's grade for the week: C (because time will tell if her promises are kept or not).
Tami: I really appreciated you apologizing for the way you treated Kesha and for promoting therapy and anger management. I think most people have anger problems and unresolved issues that they need professional help with - they may just not know what to do about them. So, you coming out and saying that therapy and anger management is working for you is a major thing. I truly wish you the best on your journey and I hope that we see the sweet, funny, kind Tami that we know and love next season. Show us you're over the fighting. Can't wait to see if you and Royce patch things up in Part 2. Also, kudos to you for telling Jennifer where to go. The way you spelled it out for her was perfect. Hopefully, she was listening to you. Tami's grade for the week: A (because she owned her mistakes and called it like she sees it).
Suzie: Thank you for not speaking. Suzie's grade for the week: N/A (as it should be).
Evelyn: We've now heard the reasons why you're upset with Jennifer for the 80th time. I think we get it by now. Please don't tell the story anymore. I don't even want you two to be friends after this is all over. I want you to get married and MOVE ON. Anyway, I liked that you got emotional and apologized for the bottle throwing incident. I love that you said it wasn't funny and that you regret doing that. This is what we want to see from you - remorse and recognition for the shady and inappropriate things you've done. And make sure you're not up to the same antics next season. The way you spoke to Jennifer was good, too. You were calm and didn't get out of line that I could see. The lie detector test was a bit much, though. Kind of bordering on ridiculous. Evelyn's grade for the week: B (for taking responsibility for her actions, but a lot of her segments were repetitive as hell. We'd heard all this before.)
Jennifer: Why you had to be sequestered and brought out by security like you're Jackie O is beyond me. You're ego needs a seat of its own in Part 2. You really don't do anything but make excuses for everything you said and did on this season. And you didn't address the fact that you continued to be on the show, so you must not have really feared for your life and/or safety. The questions you were asked were valid questions, but it seemed like you were annoyed to be asked anything. That's what a reunion is for! If you really didn't want to be there, you should have stayed home. Please, do not come back next season. This is no longer your show. Jennifer's grade for the week: D (for acting like she was annoyed by the questions and like she didn't want to be there).
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So let's address the ladies (the ones who actually spoke):
Kesha: I'm going to commend you on standing your ground about your problems with Tami. I wish we could have heard you speak more. Maybe in Part 2? Kesha's grade for the week: A (based on the little bit that she was allowed to say).
Kenya: I still don't like you. I did appreciate when you said that anyone can achieve their dream no matter how old they are. However, I'm still not convinced you're being real with us (the audience). There is something very artificial about you, and it makes everything you say sound fake. Kenya's grade for the week: C (because she's still acting).
Royce: You barely spoke!!! Please, tell me you let loose on Part 2!!! Royce's grade for the week: N/A (Stupid John Salley just kept telling her not to cry!!! Lame joke, John!!!)
Shaunie: I think your speech about doing better next season was very nice. But that's all it was. You made it sound like things got out of control this season, like the first three seasons of the show weren't at all violent. They were! I'm happy you want to make a change to the show now, but in reality, this change should have come after season 2 when Tami and Evelyn got physical. But, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you when you say you're committed to making this a more positive show. All I ask is that you not be a cast member anymore. That's the last time I'm going to say it. Shaunie's grade for the week: C (because time will tell if her promises are kept or not).
Tami: I really appreciated you apologizing for the way you treated Kesha and for promoting therapy and anger management. I think most people have anger problems and unresolved issues that they need professional help with - they may just not know what to do about them. So, you coming out and saying that therapy and anger management is working for you is a major thing. I truly wish you the best on your journey and I hope that we see the sweet, funny, kind Tami that we know and love next season. Show us you're over the fighting. Can't wait to see if you and Royce patch things up in Part 2. Also, kudos to you for telling Jennifer where to go. The way you spelled it out for her was perfect. Hopefully, she was listening to you. Tami's grade for the week: A (because she owned her mistakes and called it like she sees it).
Suzie: Thank you for not speaking. Suzie's grade for the week: N/A (as it should be).
Evelyn: We've now heard the reasons why you're upset with Jennifer for the 80th time. I think we get it by now. Please don't tell the story anymore. I don't even want you two to be friends after this is all over. I want you to get married and MOVE ON. Anyway, I liked that you got emotional and apologized for the bottle throwing incident. I love that you said it wasn't funny and that you regret doing that. This is what we want to see from you - remorse and recognition for the shady and inappropriate things you've done. And make sure you're not up to the same antics next season. The way you spoke to Jennifer was good, too. You were calm and didn't get out of line that I could see. The lie detector test was a bit much, though. Kind of bordering on ridiculous. Evelyn's grade for the week: B (for taking responsibility for her actions, but a lot of her segments were repetitive as hell. We'd heard all this before.)
Jennifer: Why you had to be sequestered and brought out by security like you're Jackie O is beyond me. You're ego needs a seat of its own in Part 2. You really don't do anything but make excuses for everything you said and did on this season. And you didn't address the fact that you continued to be on the show, so you must not have really feared for your life and/or safety. The questions you were asked were valid questions, but it seemed like you were annoyed to be asked anything. That's what a reunion is for! If you really didn't want to be there, you should have stayed home. Please, do not come back next season. This is no longer your show. Jennifer's grade for the week: D (for acting like she was annoyed by the questions and like she didn't want to be there).
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
It Didn't Have to Be This Way
I don't even have the appropriate words to describe how disgusted I was as I watched the latest episode of Basketball Wives. The level of plain wrongness was off the charts. And I hate to say that now I can see why some people were calling for a boycott. I'm not saying it's working, or that I'll stop watching. I'm just saying I can now understand why people would boycott this show. However, I do think that this episode could be a turning point for some, a mirror, you might say. Because, when we watch these shows, we automatically (and sometimes subconsciously) relate it to our own life and our own experiences. So, if just one person sees themselves in some of the behavior on the show and realizes that they need to make a change, maybe it's all worth it. But let's quit with the philosophizing (Zoolander reference) and talk about the episode.
On a side note - Tahiti is gorgeous and I want to go to there (30 Rock reference) immediately.
Tami: I feel the need to explain that the reason why I may have found your outbursts funny in the past is because my mom is very similar to you. I've seen the same facial expressions, I've heard the same tone of voice, and I've been on the receiving end of the same type of rants. There are definite similarities that I clearly relate to. The way you go off on people is nothing new for me. Unfortunately, I wasn't laughing this time around. You're still working on your anger management issues, and I think we can all agree that you have a long way to go (at least at the point when this episode was taped). This week, it wasn't just a verbal altercation with Kesha. That was a full on attack. And the sad thing is, she wasn't a threat to you at all. You just kept coming for her and coming for her and coming for her long after she had surrendered. I have to say that the alcohol was the catalyst for this terrible incident. The minute you all took shots, your whole demeanor changed, and it was like something inside you snapped. That's when it got scary. I know you already know this - and you've apologized on your Twitter account, which you've since deleted - but you were wrong. Taking Kesha's purse was totally wrong. She walked away to put distance between you, she wasn't leaving her purse there to be stolen by you or anyone else. And the fact that you went through her purse and her phone was just ridiculous. The way you spoke to her in her room was out of line, as well. It was a shame and a total disaster on your part. I hope that you will make some formal statement (maybe at the reunion?) so that you can repair some of this. There's no excuse for how you treated Kesha, not even the fact that she may have annoyed you. I'm glad you and Kesha are on better terms following your recent health problems. That's a start. I truly don't think you're the person we saw this week. Make a statement and let the public know what you're doing to make sure this never happens again. Tami's grade for the week: F (because there was no excuse for any of that).
Kesha: We're still getting to know you, and one thing we know is that you do not like confrontation. That's why you shut down and did not engage with Tami at all after she got so heated with you. I could almost pinpoint the moment where you decided to just give up. In a way, I wanted you to fight back, but then again, I can understand why you didn't. You know Tami has gotten physical with people in the past. You know that she was intoxicated. You know that she just doesn't like you. So, in all fairness, I'm pretty sure most of us would have done the same thing. Your major mistake was leaving your purse in your chair. Your other big mistake was saying anything personal to Suzie. She is not your friend. Run, don't walk. Seriously, you showed a lot of restraint, and even though some may say you were wrong to report your bag stolen, it's your bag, you can do whatever you want. And let's be real, you told the receptionist that someone had your things and you wanted them back. You didn't call the American Embassy or anything. I hate that you left the trip early, but there was nothing to stay for. I am glad you and Tami are ok now, like I said before, though. Hopefully her health scare was a turning point and the channel through which your friendship with her can finally blossom. You are strong in your own way, not with fists or yelling, but through quiet defiance, which is what we saw. You didn't give in to Tami, except to ask for your bag back like she wanted you to, which you did. Kesha's grade for the week: B (because you did the best you could in the situation, but you definitely could have stood up for yourself more).
Suzie: I can't even explain how mad I am at you. First of all, that whole situation could have been avoided if you would have kept your mouth shut. What Kesha said wasn't that serious. It wasn't even really a dig at Tami, when you really think about it. Kesha was just pointing out why she didn't engage in an argument with Tami. That's not your cue to go tell Tami every single thing Kesha said. And I have to question your motives. Do you really think it was that necessary to put that bug in Tami's ear when you know how much she can't stand Kesha? What were you trying to accomplish? Some things do not need to be said. Especially if it's not even that big of a deal. What did you think Tami was going to do with that information? I just think you're willing to kiss anyone's ass at this point. You wanted to be ok with Tami so you feed her whatever scraps of information you could find instead of leaving the bullsh*t at the door. And the stunt you pulled with Evelyn and Shaunie was wrong. It's so much more than a prank. Don't even try to play the prank card. Also, the room number that Tami got the room key for (425) did NOT match the room you all actually went to when you first went to scope out the place (408 or 409, I couldn't tell). Hmmmm!!!! I have no respect for you - and you're not a true friend to any of the women on the show. You're out for yourself, whether it befor camera time or just to get back in the circle. Good luck with that. Suzie's grade for the week: F (because she's running around causing unnecessary problems and that irks me).
Evelyn: I could tell you weren't 100% on board with what Tami was doing and saying, but you did nothing to stop it. Maybe you didn't want to be Tami's next target? I was glad to see you empathize with Kesha ... until I saw you participate in the "prank" in Kenya's room. That was low. And not funny. It's not a prank when all of you don't like the girl and there's nothing funny about it. You all were enjoying it a little bit too much, I'm just saying. And like I said before, it wasn't even the same room that Tami got the key for. So what was that about? I'm just really tired of you showing us you have a heart (crying with Kesha), just to turn around and be mean for no reason again. Which is it? Because at this point, it's so childish and obnoxious, it's not even funny. Evelyn's grade for the week: D (for being compassionate with Kesha but then immediately ruining it by being a mean girl).
Shaunie: The reason why people are so upset with you is because you went along with all the foolishness on this episode. You didn't stop the Tami tirade or the purse snatching, and you didn't put the kibash on the fish prank. You were wrong to stand there and laugh while they shoved dead fish all over the room. That was not a prank by any means. And you were wrong to not escort Tami somewhere and sober her up and talk some sense into her before she totally demolished Kesha. I know these are all grown women and you're not their mother, but please. For the sake of your own show, reign them in a little bit here and there. You may think it's good tv at the time, but as we've all seen, it's not good for your show in the long run. You've made statements that your voice is finally being heard and that next season it'll be a more positive show, but that's what you said about this season. Stuff like this has no place on the show and you definitely don't need to be in the mix laughing about it as it happens. You knew Tami was wrong and I'm pretty sure you knew Evelyn and Suzie were wrong. Don't let these girls do this to your show. The show is already suffering, as are your cast members. Tami's deleted her Twitter account and Royce did the same last week (it's back up now). When are you going to step in and bring some order to the court? And tell us what's really going on with that whole room number mix up? Was that planned to go into Jenn's room instead of Kenya's??? Shaunie's grade for the week: D (for not stopping the madness when she most certainly could have).
Jennifer and Kenya - I'll deal with you ladies next week.
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On a side note - Tahiti is gorgeous and I want to go to there (30 Rock reference) immediately.
Tami: I feel the need to explain that the reason why I may have found your outbursts funny in the past is because my mom is very similar to you. I've seen the same facial expressions, I've heard the same tone of voice, and I've been on the receiving end of the same type of rants. There are definite similarities that I clearly relate to. The way you go off on people is nothing new for me. Unfortunately, I wasn't laughing this time around. You're still working on your anger management issues, and I think we can all agree that you have a long way to go (at least at the point when this episode was taped). This week, it wasn't just a verbal altercation with Kesha. That was a full on attack. And the sad thing is, she wasn't a threat to you at all. You just kept coming for her and coming for her and coming for her long after she had surrendered. I have to say that the alcohol was the catalyst for this terrible incident. The minute you all took shots, your whole demeanor changed, and it was like something inside you snapped. That's when it got scary. I know you already know this - and you've apologized on your Twitter account, which you've since deleted - but you were wrong. Taking Kesha's purse was totally wrong. She walked away to put distance between you, she wasn't leaving her purse there to be stolen by you or anyone else. And the fact that you went through her purse and her phone was just ridiculous. The way you spoke to her in her room was out of line, as well. It was a shame and a total disaster on your part. I hope that you will make some formal statement (maybe at the reunion?) so that you can repair some of this. There's no excuse for how you treated Kesha, not even the fact that she may have annoyed you. I'm glad you and Kesha are on better terms following your recent health problems. That's a start. I truly don't think you're the person we saw this week. Make a statement and let the public know what you're doing to make sure this never happens again. Tami's grade for the week: F (because there was no excuse for any of that).
Kesha: We're still getting to know you, and one thing we know is that you do not like confrontation. That's why you shut down and did not engage with Tami at all after she got so heated with you. I could almost pinpoint the moment where you decided to just give up. In a way, I wanted you to fight back, but then again, I can understand why you didn't. You know Tami has gotten physical with people in the past. You know that she was intoxicated. You know that she just doesn't like you. So, in all fairness, I'm pretty sure most of us would have done the same thing. Your major mistake was leaving your purse in your chair. Your other big mistake was saying anything personal to Suzie. She is not your friend. Run, don't walk. Seriously, you showed a lot of restraint, and even though some may say you were wrong to report your bag stolen, it's your bag, you can do whatever you want. And let's be real, you told the receptionist that someone had your things and you wanted them back. You didn't call the American Embassy or anything. I hate that you left the trip early, but there was nothing to stay for. I am glad you and Tami are ok now, like I said before, though. Hopefully her health scare was a turning point and the channel through which your friendship with her can finally blossom. You are strong in your own way, not with fists or yelling, but through quiet defiance, which is what we saw. You didn't give in to Tami, except to ask for your bag back like she wanted you to, which you did. Kesha's grade for the week: B (because you did the best you could in the situation, but you definitely could have stood up for yourself more).
Suzie: I can't even explain how mad I am at you. First of all, that whole situation could have been avoided if you would have kept your mouth shut. What Kesha said wasn't that serious. It wasn't even really a dig at Tami, when you really think about it. Kesha was just pointing out why she didn't engage in an argument with Tami. That's not your cue to go tell Tami every single thing Kesha said. And I have to question your motives. Do you really think it was that necessary to put that bug in Tami's ear when you know how much she can't stand Kesha? What were you trying to accomplish? Some things do not need to be said. Especially if it's not even that big of a deal. What did you think Tami was going to do with that information? I just think you're willing to kiss anyone's ass at this point. You wanted to be ok with Tami so you feed her whatever scraps of information you could find instead of leaving the bullsh*t at the door. And the stunt you pulled with Evelyn and Shaunie was wrong. It's so much more than a prank. Don't even try to play the prank card. Also, the room number that Tami got the room key for (425) did NOT match the room you all actually went to when you first went to scope out the place (408 or 409, I couldn't tell). Hmmmm!!!! I have no respect for you - and you're not a true friend to any of the women on the show. You're out for yourself, whether it befor camera time or just to get back in the circle. Good luck with that. Suzie's grade for the week: F (because she's running around causing unnecessary problems and that irks me).
Evelyn: I could tell you weren't 100% on board with what Tami was doing and saying, but you did nothing to stop it. Maybe you didn't want to be Tami's next target? I was glad to see you empathize with Kesha ... until I saw you participate in the "prank" in Kenya's room. That was low. And not funny. It's not a prank when all of you don't like the girl and there's nothing funny about it. You all were enjoying it a little bit too much, I'm just saying. And like I said before, it wasn't even the same room that Tami got the key for. So what was that about? I'm just really tired of you showing us you have a heart (crying with Kesha), just to turn around and be mean for no reason again. Which is it? Because at this point, it's so childish and obnoxious, it's not even funny. Evelyn's grade for the week: D (for being compassionate with Kesha but then immediately ruining it by being a mean girl).
Shaunie: The reason why people are so upset with you is because you went along with all the foolishness on this episode. You didn't stop the Tami tirade or the purse snatching, and you didn't put the kibash on the fish prank. You were wrong to stand there and laugh while they shoved dead fish all over the room. That was not a prank by any means. And you were wrong to not escort Tami somewhere and sober her up and talk some sense into her before she totally demolished Kesha. I know these are all grown women and you're not their mother, but please. For the sake of your own show, reign them in a little bit here and there. You may think it's good tv at the time, but as we've all seen, it's not good for your show in the long run. You've made statements that your voice is finally being heard and that next season it'll be a more positive show, but that's what you said about this season. Stuff like this has no place on the show and you definitely don't need to be in the mix laughing about it as it happens. You knew Tami was wrong and I'm pretty sure you knew Evelyn and Suzie were wrong. Don't let these girls do this to your show. The show is already suffering, as are your cast members. Tami's deleted her Twitter account and Royce did the same last week (it's back up now). When are you going to step in and bring some order to the court? And tell us what's really going on with that whole room number mix up? Was that planned to go into Jenn's room instead of Kenya's??? Shaunie's grade for the week: D (for not stopping the madness when she most certainly could have).
Jennifer and Kenya - I'll deal with you ladies next week.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
After the Slap
Basketball Wives picked up back at the racetrack, right after the infamous slap in the face (from Nia to Jennifer). Again, this is NOT a recap. If you're looking for a recap, click here. This is an OPINION-based blog, meaning, I will give my opinions about each of the ladies based on this episode and also take into consideration the rest of the current season. These are MY opinions, and I stand by them.
Shaunie: You should have been a lot harder on Nia for getting physical with Jennifer. Use your authority, lady! Shaunie's grade for the week: D (because I think she could have made it clear that Nia was wrong).
Tami: You cracked me up this week. I know you got physical with people in the past, but you have a way of re-enacting these fights that just tickles me. And I thought it was funny that you said you needed to hang with Kesha to make sure you're not in the line of fire next time. Tami's grade for the week: A (because, you guessed it, she made me laugh!).
Evelyn: Well, last week, we saw you get overcome with emotion because Jennifer put Nia down for not having enough money. And people read you for talking smack about Royce's clothes back in the day. I'm thinking maybe you realized how wrong that was? Or maybe it was just an excuse to be mad because you needed one so you could be in on the fight. I will say, it is wrong to put people down for not having what you have, so if you're sincere, I think that's a noble stance to take. But, jumping over the table was definitely a bad move, Moving on, your birthday was hilarious. The dress code was apparently high-end hooker-chic, complete with stripper pole. And the car. That's a sweet birthday gift, I must say. Evelyn's grade for the week: D (I can't quite tell if she's sincere or just needed one more reason to be upset at Jennifer).
Jennifer: I can't say I blame you for pressing charges, and truthfully, it's not a surprise, because you served the ladies with papers saying that you would do that if they got physical with you. So, really, you're just following through on your threat/promise. I don't feel sorry for you because you sat there and told this angry woman "I wish you would", and she did. And you just sat there. Did you think security was going to stop her? Also, just FYI, they keep bringing up your new friends because they think that's why you've changed so much. Duh! Anyway, she hit you and you're pressing charges. Fine. Then, there was some contrived scene with you and Kenya taking a self defense class. That seemed so fake to me. Jennifer's grade for the week: D (because she should have stood up or at least walked away!)
Suzie: You behaved yourself this week!! Proud of you, gurl! Suzie's grade for the week: A (because I want her to keep it up).
Royce: I thought the commercial - I mean date night - at Dave & Buster's was a lot of fun. You do look extremely happy with Dezmon. I just can't stop thinking about the preview of next week of you fighting with your dad. What the hell is going on? Royce's grade for the week: A (for being so happy with her new man).
Kesha: You were brave to tell Evelyn to calm down. I just hope you're not the next one to suffer her wrath! Kesha's grade for the week: B (for speaking her mind, but don't get popped!).
Kenya: Your scenes with Jennifer were kind of boring because you're just agreeing with everything she says. I don't blame you for wanting to be on someone's good side. You need friends right now. And nice punches in the self defense class, by the way. Kenya's grade for the week: B (for playing the part of Jennifer's new BFF beautifully).
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Shaunie: You should have been a lot harder on Nia for getting physical with Jennifer. Use your authority, lady! Shaunie's grade for the week: D (because I think she could have made it clear that Nia was wrong).
Tami: You cracked me up this week. I know you got physical with people in the past, but you have a way of re-enacting these fights that just tickles me. And I thought it was funny that you said you needed to hang with Kesha to make sure you're not in the line of fire next time. Tami's grade for the week: A (because, you guessed it, she made me laugh!).
Evelyn: Well, last week, we saw you get overcome with emotion because Jennifer put Nia down for not having enough money. And people read you for talking smack about Royce's clothes back in the day. I'm thinking maybe you realized how wrong that was? Or maybe it was just an excuse to be mad because you needed one so you could be in on the fight. I will say, it is wrong to put people down for not having what you have, so if you're sincere, I think that's a noble stance to take. But, jumping over the table was definitely a bad move, Moving on, your birthday was hilarious. The dress code was apparently high-end hooker-chic, complete with stripper pole. And the car. That's a sweet birthday gift, I must say. Evelyn's grade for the week: D (I can't quite tell if she's sincere or just needed one more reason to be upset at Jennifer).
Jennifer: I can't say I blame you for pressing charges, and truthfully, it's not a surprise, because you served the ladies with papers saying that you would do that if they got physical with you. So, really, you're just following through on your threat/promise. I don't feel sorry for you because you sat there and told this angry woman "I wish you would", and she did. And you just sat there. Did you think security was going to stop her? Also, just FYI, they keep bringing up your new friends because they think that's why you've changed so much. Duh! Anyway, she hit you and you're pressing charges. Fine. Then, there was some contrived scene with you and Kenya taking a self defense class. That seemed so fake to me. Jennifer's grade for the week: D (because she should have stood up or at least walked away!)
Suzie: You behaved yourself this week!! Proud of you, gurl! Suzie's grade for the week: A (because I want her to keep it up).
Royce: I thought the commercial - I mean date night - at Dave & Buster's was a lot of fun. You do look extremely happy with Dezmon. I just can't stop thinking about the preview of next week of you fighting with your dad. What the hell is going on? Royce's grade for the week: A (for being so happy with her new man).
Kesha: You were brave to tell Evelyn to calm down. I just hope you're not the next one to suffer her wrath! Kesha's grade for the week: B (for speaking her mind, but don't get popped!).
Kenya: Your scenes with Jennifer were kind of boring because you're just agreeing with everything she says. I don't blame you for wanting to be on someone's good side. You need friends right now. And nice punches in the self defense class, by the way. Kenya's grade for the week: B (for playing the part of Jennifer's new BFF beautifully).
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Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Entertainment Value
Before I get into this week's Basketball Wives, I want to clear up a couple of things. I've been accused of taking it easy on Evelyn and Tami and I've been asked if I'm scared of them. First of all, I'm not scared because let's face it, I'm one of the least offensive bloggers out there. I always give reasons for what I write and I stand by my opinions, good or bad. If someone brings something to my attention (and it's happened in the past), I'll consider it and update my blog if needed. As far as taking it easy on anyone, I'll admit that if I like someone or if they make me laugh, I might not be as harsh with them as I would with someone else whose personality I don't like. But usually, I'll say I give so-and-so a pass and include the reason why they get a pass with me.
More importantly, I have two different factors to consider. One, the entertainment value of each cast member, which is why we watch, isn't it? The other is, the real life factor, in other words, would this cast member's behavior fly with me in real life? How would I feel if someone were around me in real life behaving this way? I try to be as balanced as possible between entertainment value and the real life factor, but sometimes, one outweighs the other. But I would never alter my opinion just to get the acceptance of a reality star that I've never met and more than likely never will meet. It's great to get feedback from people on these shows, but I write the blog for me and for people like me who love these shows. And to be honest, the only person I've heard from on Basketball Wives is Kesha, just for the record.
Also, just for the record, check out my blog posts from last season. I was brutal with Evelyn, among others, so there's definitely no ass-kissing going on here. If she's not pissing me off this season, or maybe I just find her more likable this season, that's just what it is. I hope I've clarified my position, and please, let me know if you agree or disagree. I love feedback, especially passionate feedback. It makes me think about other points of view and it's always awesome conversation. So, comment below or tweet me!
Evelyn: I might as well start with you because you were the trouble-maker on this episode. Or at least the loudest one, because Kenya was definitely a trouble-maker as well. I have to pull out the entertainment value card here. You made me laugh with all your gestures and catchphrases and just plain madness. Here's why. You're of Puerto Rican descent. So am I. I know those gestures. I know that swagger. I grew up with that re-hot-fire-breathing rage that a Puerto Rican woman has inside her. Now, I know every culture has their version of it. But there's something distinct about a Puerto Rican and I can see it a mile away. And the truth is: it's funny. I'm sorry. When it's not directed at me, it's funny as hell. There. I said it. Of course it was all inappropriate and silly and wrong. Of course it was. But the entertainment value of it was through the roof. Now, the real life factor? Terrible. But you already know that. There was no reason to be so mad at the girl except the smug smirk on her face which was really annoying. Other than that, you should have told her to f*** off and called her crazy and kept it moving. You know people talk about you. So, why get so upset about it? She's, in your words, a non-mutha-f***ing factor. Evelyn's grade for the week: F (for fighting, even though it was funny).
Tami: You're up, my dear, and I still love you. I like when you sit back and observe what's going on like you did at the Gansevoort (poolside). I love that you made up with Suzie, and that you were hanging out with Royce on the episode. I think it's admirable that you're still helping Kenya after that disastrous meeting she had with your colleagues. You were great on this episode, really. And I'm not just saying that so you don't get mad at me. I read your blog, and you made some good points, but I wish you would make up with Royce. I don't think she meant any harm talking about the show and her perceptions of the show in her blog a few weeks back. I'd hate to see you two not be friends anymore. Tami's grade for the week: B.
Shaunie: I loved the segment about your daughter's birthday and her meeting her favorite band, Mindless Behavior. That was awesome. I hope we get to see more moments like this as the season progresses. I know you have to remain neutral and let the drama play out, but you got involved last time Evelyn acted out with Jennifer. I think you should have sat closer to her at the dinner in this week's episode and maybe it wouldn't have gotten so out of hand. You seem to be able to calm Evelyn down better than anyone. Shaunie's grade for the week: A.
Royce: The scene about your fitness DVD was awesome. I can't wait to see it! You have a great idea, and I hope it comes to fruition soon. I think you did a great job on this episode, especially going with Tami to meet Suzie and agreeing to go with Tami to the church with Kenya. I still think you're a good friend. I hope you and Tami can work out your differences. I loved your blog this week (just like every week), and I respect your opinion. We don't always agree on everything, but I think you have a great philosophy about the show and your role on it. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: I usually get on you for talking too much to too many people, but essentially that's your position on the show. I think it was cool of you to walk Kesha out when she left the Gansevoort, and of course you had to come back to hear what Kenya was going to say after she left. You fill everyone in on everything that happens, so I guess you do a good job in your assigned role. I thought your apology to Tami was sincere and she's right, you do need to think before you speak. Suzie's grade for the week: C.
Jennifer: You stuck up for Kenya because she's always normal and nice with you, and I thought it was cool of you to say so. Unfortunately, you haven't been in many group settings with the rest of the girls, so you're not privy to some of the craziness that's been going on. I also applaud you for not commenting on what Kenya said about Evelyn, because you could have jumped on the bandwagon and said something bad about her, but you didn't. I think that was a classy move. Jennifer's grade for the week: A.
Kenya: I can understand the difference between saying you "heard" something and actually saying it as your own personal opinion. However, I think you shot yourself in the foot and put the target on your own back by beating around the bush so much. At the Gansevoort, all you had to say was, "Yes, I commented on what I had heard about you at the time. I apologize, because it was wrong of me to talk about you when I didn't even know you." Done. That's all you had to say. Instead, you had to back-pedal, front-pedal, and side-pedal, all to end up at "I don't remember." You're a fool to pull that nonsense, and you know it. And you were giving serious smirk to Evelyn and I don't know whether it was out of fear or just oblivious cockiness, but that look on your face only made matters worse. Also, if you're willing to take off your shoes and act like you're going to fight someone, you better be ready to throw down when someone does the same to you. Not run away. Just saying. Kenya's grade for the week: F.
Kesha: I understand why you brought Sakara to the dinner as backup because you needed someone to corroborate your story. It did look a little bit like a set-up, but really, Kenya should have told the truth to begin with. I know you don't like confrontations, so I wonder what was going through your mind when Evelyn snapped? I'm just curious. Anyway, hopefully this whole chapter is done, although I doubt it. And can I just say, I love your house. You have a really beautiful home and the decor is so cool. I love it. Kesha's grade for the week: B.
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More importantly, I have two different factors to consider. One, the entertainment value of each cast member, which is why we watch, isn't it? The other is, the real life factor, in other words, would this cast member's behavior fly with me in real life? How would I feel if someone were around me in real life behaving this way? I try to be as balanced as possible between entertainment value and the real life factor, but sometimes, one outweighs the other. But I would never alter my opinion just to get the acceptance of a reality star that I've never met and more than likely never will meet. It's great to get feedback from people on these shows, but I write the blog for me and for people like me who love these shows. And to be honest, the only person I've heard from on Basketball Wives is Kesha, just for the record.
Also, just for the record, check out my blog posts from last season. I was brutal with Evelyn, among others, so there's definitely no ass-kissing going on here. If she's not pissing me off this season, or maybe I just find her more likable this season, that's just what it is. I hope I've clarified my position, and please, let me know if you agree or disagree. I love feedback, especially passionate feedback. It makes me think about other points of view and it's always awesome conversation. So, comment below or tweet me!
Evelyn: I might as well start with you because you were the trouble-maker on this episode. Or at least the loudest one, because Kenya was definitely a trouble-maker as well. I have to pull out the entertainment value card here. You made me laugh with all your gestures and catchphrases and just plain madness. Here's why. You're of Puerto Rican descent. So am I. I know those gestures. I know that swagger. I grew up with that re-hot-fire-breathing rage that a Puerto Rican woman has inside her. Now, I know every culture has their version of it. But there's something distinct about a Puerto Rican and I can see it a mile away. And the truth is: it's funny. I'm sorry. When it's not directed at me, it's funny as hell. There. I said it. Of course it was all inappropriate and silly and wrong. Of course it was. But the entertainment value of it was through the roof. Now, the real life factor? Terrible. But you already know that. There was no reason to be so mad at the girl except the smug smirk on her face which was really annoying. Other than that, you should have told her to f*** off and called her crazy and kept it moving. You know people talk about you. So, why get so upset about it? She's, in your words, a non-mutha-f***ing factor. Evelyn's grade for the week: F (for fighting, even though it was funny).
Tami: You're up, my dear, and I still love you. I like when you sit back and observe what's going on like you did at the Gansevoort (poolside). I love that you made up with Suzie, and that you were hanging out with Royce on the episode. I think it's admirable that you're still helping Kenya after that disastrous meeting she had with your colleagues. You were great on this episode, really. And I'm not just saying that so you don't get mad at me. I read your blog, and you made some good points, but I wish you would make up with Royce. I don't think she meant any harm talking about the show and her perceptions of the show in her blog a few weeks back. I'd hate to see you two not be friends anymore. Tami's grade for the week: B.
Shaunie: I loved the segment about your daughter's birthday and her meeting her favorite band, Mindless Behavior. That was awesome. I hope we get to see more moments like this as the season progresses. I know you have to remain neutral and let the drama play out, but you got involved last time Evelyn acted out with Jennifer. I think you should have sat closer to her at the dinner in this week's episode and maybe it wouldn't have gotten so out of hand. You seem to be able to calm Evelyn down better than anyone. Shaunie's grade for the week: A.
Royce: The scene about your fitness DVD was awesome. I can't wait to see it! You have a great idea, and I hope it comes to fruition soon. I think you did a great job on this episode, especially going with Tami to meet Suzie and agreeing to go with Tami to the church with Kenya. I still think you're a good friend. I hope you and Tami can work out your differences. I loved your blog this week (just like every week), and I respect your opinion. We don't always agree on everything, but I think you have a great philosophy about the show and your role on it. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: I usually get on you for talking too much to too many people, but essentially that's your position on the show. I think it was cool of you to walk Kesha out when she left the Gansevoort, and of course you had to come back to hear what Kenya was going to say after she left. You fill everyone in on everything that happens, so I guess you do a good job in your assigned role. I thought your apology to Tami was sincere and she's right, you do need to think before you speak. Suzie's grade for the week: C.
Jennifer: You stuck up for Kenya because she's always normal and nice with you, and I thought it was cool of you to say so. Unfortunately, you haven't been in many group settings with the rest of the girls, so you're not privy to some of the craziness that's been going on. I also applaud you for not commenting on what Kenya said about Evelyn, because you could have jumped on the bandwagon and said something bad about her, but you didn't. I think that was a classy move. Jennifer's grade for the week: A.
Kenya: I can understand the difference between saying you "heard" something and actually saying it as your own personal opinion. However, I think you shot yourself in the foot and put the target on your own back by beating around the bush so much. At the Gansevoort, all you had to say was, "Yes, I commented on what I had heard about you at the time. I apologize, because it was wrong of me to talk about you when I didn't even know you." Done. That's all you had to say. Instead, you had to back-pedal, front-pedal, and side-pedal, all to end up at "I don't remember." You're a fool to pull that nonsense, and you know it. And you were giving serious smirk to Evelyn and I don't know whether it was out of fear or just oblivious cockiness, but that look on your face only made matters worse. Also, if you're willing to take off your shoes and act like you're going to fight someone, you better be ready to throw down when someone does the same to you. Not run away. Just saying. Kenya's grade for the week: F.
Kesha: I understand why you brought Sakara to the dinner as backup because you needed someone to corroborate your story. It did look a little bit like a set-up, but really, Kenya should have told the truth to begin with. I know you don't like confrontations, so I wonder what was going through your mind when Evelyn snapped? I'm just curious. Anyway, hopefully this whole chapter is done, although I doubt it. And can I just say, I love your house. You have a really beautiful home and the decor is so cool. I love it. Kesha's grade for the week: B.
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012
I Do Not Recall
This week on Basketball Wives, the fall of Kenya has begun. I'm thinking this is gonna be a real quick decline, much like Meeka's last season. Kenya's not making any friends on this episode and her words are coming back to bite her (surprised? Me neither).
Tami: First, GET WELL SOON! I can't believe you had a mild heart attack this week. I'm sure your fans are keeping you in their thoughts. Now, as for this episode, you cracked me up when she was on the boardwalk with Evelyn talking about the clutch purse debacle. I love when you're joking and laughing. I appreciate you giving Kesha her chance to speak at the beach and actually asked her to stay when she got up to leave. I know you and Kesha still don't see eye to eye, but I think a lot of us would like that to change. I don't blame you for being upset with Kenya. I think everyone is fed up with her at this point. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Evelyn: There was no need to wait outside of Shaunie's birthday party for Jenn, so I'm glad you eventually went home. Again, my favorite scene was you and Tami re-enacting the clutch purse incident just because it was funny. You do make me laugh. I love that side of you. Your conversation with Kesha was actually productive, which really impressed me. When Kenya finally admitted to what she said about you, I thought you were gonna take YOUR shoes off, but you didn't. But hey, there's still next week. Speaking of next week, throwing wine bottles?! Really?! Evelyn's grade for this week: B.
Jenn: I had to laugh at the whole tennis scene. An athlete, you ain't, but at least you admit it. I see where you're coming from with the whole Evelyn thing. She shouldn't have hit you (with a purse or anything else). You make sense when you say you just want it to be over and done with and be in the same room without drama. Unfortunately, Evelyn just isn't that person. She pushes your buttons, and you push her buttons right back. I would make myself scarce around her until her rage dies down. You really know her better than anyone, so it should be no surprise to you that you've got a bullseye on your face (or back of the head, whatever). I don't think it's so bad that you have other friends. That's a non-issue. It's your attitude that's usually the problem. Jenn's grade for the week: C.
Royce: Your advice to Kesha was solid, you were so right. It really could have gone either way between Evelyn and Kesha. Your analogy about running around the circle like a track meet was hilarious and so on point. I loved your blog, as usual. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: You didn't totally irritate me this week, so I'm giving you a break. You behaved yourself at the tennis game and you actually know how to play! I still don't understand why you have to kiss certain people's ass all the time. But hey, that's just you. Suzie's grade for the week: C.
Kesha: I think you redeemed yourself with a lot of people when you called out Kenya for all the shiz she said about everyone throughout this season. I respect the fact that you walked away from a possible physical altercation with Kenya. I think a lot of people think they need to fight on reality shows to stay relevant, but that's not really true. I dare say it takes more guts to walk away with your dignity. And, on a personal note, I really hope you and Tami work out your differences soon. Kesha's grade for the week: A.
Kenya: Wow. I think you're confused as to what you're supposed to be doing on this show. You think you're supposed to be the new star of the show, but really, you're just supposed to support the main cast mates by showing up to their events. This is not your show. And now, the girls in the circle can't even stand the sight of you. You do talk a lot behind other people's backs, you do switch up your personality, and you do straight up lie. You did tell Kesha that you were cool with her after Tami and Evelyn left and I have no doubt that you called Evelyn loose and probably a lot worse. You sounded like a politician when you were claiming you don't remember what you said. You can get away with that once or twice, but now it's just ridiculous. You have to start taking responsibility for what you've said and done. Own it! None of this "I don't remember" bullsh*t! Just know your place from now on and sit down. Kenya's grade for the week: F.
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Tami: First, GET WELL SOON! I can't believe you had a mild heart attack this week. I'm sure your fans are keeping you in their thoughts. Now, as for this episode, you cracked me up when she was on the boardwalk with Evelyn talking about the clutch purse debacle. I love when you're joking and laughing. I appreciate you giving Kesha her chance to speak at the beach and actually asked her to stay when she got up to leave. I know you and Kesha still don't see eye to eye, but I think a lot of us would like that to change. I don't blame you for being upset with Kenya. I think everyone is fed up with her at this point. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Evelyn: There was no need to wait outside of Shaunie's birthday party for Jenn, so I'm glad you eventually went home. Again, my favorite scene was you and Tami re-enacting the clutch purse incident just because it was funny. You do make me laugh. I love that side of you. Your conversation with Kesha was actually productive, which really impressed me. When Kenya finally admitted to what she said about you, I thought you were gonna take YOUR shoes off, but you didn't. But hey, there's still next week. Speaking of next week, throwing wine bottles?! Really?! Evelyn's grade for this week: B.
Jenn: I had to laugh at the whole tennis scene. An athlete, you ain't, but at least you admit it. I see where you're coming from with the whole Evelyn thing. She shouldn't have hit you (with a purse or anything else). You make sense when you say you just want it to be over and done with and be in the same room without drama. Unfortunately, Evelyn just isn't that person. She pushes your buttons, and you push her buttons right back. I would make myself scarce around her until her rage dies down. You really know her better than anyone, so it should be no surprise to you that you've got a bullseye on your face (or back of the head, whatever). I don't think it's so bad that you have other friends. That's a non-issue. It's your attitude that's usually the problem. Jenn's grade for the week: C.
Royce: Your advice to Kesha was solid, you were so right. It really could have gone either way between Evelyn and Kesha. Your analogy about running around the circle like a track meet was hilarious and so on point. I loved your blog, as usual. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: You didn't totally irritate me this week, so I'm giving you a break. You behaved yourself at the tennis game and you actually know how to play! I still don't understand why you have to kiss certain people's ass all the time. But hey, that's just you. Suzie's grade for the week: C.
Kesha: I think you redeemed yourself with a lot of people when you called out Kenya for all the shiz she said about everyone throughout this season. I respect the fact that you walked away from a possible physical altercation with Kenya. I think a lot of people think they need to fight on reality shows to stay relevant, but that's not really true. I dare say it takes more guts to walk away with your dignity. And, on a personal note, I really hope you and Tami work out your differences soon. Kesha's grade for the week: A.
Kenya: Wow. I think you're confused as to what you're supposed to be doing on this show. You think you're supposed to be the new star of the show, but really, you're just supposed to support the main cast mates by showing up to their events. This is not your show. And now, the girls in the circle can't even stand the sight of you. You do talk a lot behind other people's backs, you do switch up your personality, and you do straight up lie. You did tell Kesha that you were cool with her after Tami and Evelyn left and I have no doubt that you called Evelyn loose and probably a lot worse. You sounded like a politician when you were claiming you don't remember what you said. You can get away with that once or twice, but now it's just ridiculous. You have to start taking responsibility for what you've said and done. Own it! None of this "I don't remember" bullsh*t! Just know your place from now on and sit down. Kenya's grade for the week: F.
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Wednesday, March 21, 2012
You Ain't About This Life!
We all know they save the best of the drama for last on these reality shows, and Basketball Wives did just that this week. That birthday party was EVERYTHING!!! And I have a lot to say about all of the ladies so let's just jump right in.
Tami: Like I said last week, I appreciate your side of things. I know where you're coming from, but I do think you should speak to Kesha once you've both had a chance to cool down. You didn't start off on the right foot, but that's ok. You've made up with people before, and I definitely think you can do it again. According to your blog, Kesha has some pull with the producers and the viewers are getting a one-sided account of who she is and what she really is all about. Tell me more! I'm all ears! Back to this week, though. I loved your whole sit-back-and-enjoy demeanor at Shaunie's birthday party and you had a lot to behold that night. You didn't egg Evelyn on when she went off on Jenn, which I thought was smart. You stayed out of it for the most part. I was right there with you with Suzie, though. Of all the ignorant things to say. More on her later. But, you definitely let her know that was out of line without causing a huge scene. I say "Bravo" to you on that. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: Ignorant. Again. Do you ever think before you speak??? I just can't believe the sh*t you allow to come out of your mouth. You called Kesha's family rednecks, then said they were nice and that you were surprised they aren't racists, then you have to come at Tami with the food stamps line. Seriously??? Buy yourself a clue and get over yourself. You really have no right to talk about anyone's money, because as far as I can tell, you don't have a job. And you're not in broadcast journalism, which you pretended to get into last season. Suzie's grade for the week: F.
Kenya: Your speech was ... not good. I get that you wanted to thank Shaunie for putting you on this show, but you can't help but make an ass out of yourself, can you? Sit down and be quiet. We just can't with you anymore. Kenya's grade for the week: F.
Shaunie: Thank you for having a birthday party, because that was some of the best entertainment I've seen in a long time. I love you for not taking sides, for being a good friend to all the girls in one way or another, and for always being the mediator. I loved you trying to stop Evelyn from going off on Jen. "No! Nope, no she doesn't!" LOL! Shaunie's grade for the week: A.
Royce: You're also a good friend. You went to Tami with your concerns and while she wasn't as receptive as you hoped, you said what you needed to say. I hope you two can continue to be friends because your friendship is REAL, and we love that. You were lovely with Kesha's family, as well. Apparently you weren't invited to Shaunie's party, but I would have loved to get your reaction expressions when the situation between Evelyn and Jennifer popped off. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Kesha: If you are influencing the producers or somehow manipulating what we see, I'm really not ok with that. When you sign up for a reality show, you have to be 100% open, not just open about the parts that make you feel good. So, I really want to know if that's the case. And with Tami, she won't rest till the truth comes out. So you might as well accept it and move on. As for the episode, your family seemed amazing, and I love your mom. I liked the background information about you and the way you grew up. As a mixed girl, I can relate. Just be real with us about EVERYTHING, ok? Kesha's grade for the week: B.
Jennifer: I don't believe a word you say anymore. The whole "Oh my God, did I not invite you? I'm so sorry" bit is just pathetic. How do you not know if you invited someone? Whatever. Then, you take Evelyn's speech and turn it around so you can make a speech directly responding to what she said instead of just toasting to Shaunie and being done with it. Oy. What happened to keepin' it movin'? I don't care who you're friends with. You're full of yourself and you always have been. Maybe it's more apparent to your cast mates now because you're no longer blowing smoke up their asses. You have new friends for that. If I were you, I'd just be happy all you got was a purse smack to the back of the head. It could have been much worse. Jennifer's grade for the week: F.
Evelyn: While your speeches were funny as hell and your purse move was legendary, girl, you know you were out of line. But it was great tv. So I give you credit for that. You said you weren't going to drink that much at Evelyn's party, and then you promptly downed some shots. LOL! That was all kinds of messy. You said what you needed to say to Jenn, contacts and all, but I doubt you felt better at the end of the night. You won't feel better until you draw blood. Evelyn's grade for the week: C (I don't condone violence, but she gets credit for making me laugh.)
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Tami: Like I said last week, I appreciate your side of things. I know where you're coming from, but I do think you should speak to Kesha once you've both had a chance to cool down. You didn't start off on the right foot, but that's ok. You've made up with people before, and I definitely think you can do it again. According to your blog, Kesha has some pull with the producers and the viewers are getting a one-sided account of who she is and what she really is all about. Tell me more! I'm all ears! Back to this week, though. I loved your whole sit-back-and-enjoy demeanor at Shaunie's birthday party and you had a lot to behold that night. You didn't egg Evelyn on when she went off on Jenn, which I thought was smart. You stayed out of it for the most part. I was right there with you with Suzie, though. Of all the ignorant things to say. More on her later. But, you definitely let her know that was out of line without causing a huge scene. I say "Bravo" to you on that. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: Ignorant. Again. Do you ever think before you speak??? I just can't believe the sh*t you allow to come out of your mouth. You called Kesha's family rednecks, then said they were nice and that you were surprised they aren't racists, then you have to come at Tami with the food stamps line. Seriously??? Buy yourself a clue and get over yourself. You really have no right to talk about anyone's money, because as far as I can tell, you don't have a job. And you're not in broadcast journalism, which you pretended to get into last season. Suzie's grade for the week: F.
Kenya: Your speech was ... not good. I get that you wanted to thank Shaunie for putting you on this show, but you can't help but make an ass out of yourself, can you? Sit down and be quiet. We just can't with you anymore. Kenya's grade for the week: F.
Shaunie: Thank you for having a birthday party, because that was some of the best entertainment I've seen in a long time. I love you for not taking sides, for being a good friend to all the girls in one way or another, and for always being the mediator. I loved you trying to stop Evelyn from going off on Jen. "No! Nope, no she doesn't!" LOL! Shaunie's grade for the week: A.
Royce: You're also a good friend. You went to Tami with your concerns and while she wasn't as receptive as you hoped, you said what you needed to say. I hope you two can continue to be friends because your friendship is REAL, and we love that. You were lovely with Kesha's family, as well. Apparently you weren't invited to Shaunie's party, but I would have loved to get your reaction expressions when the situation between Evelyn and Jennifer popped off. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Kesha: If you are influencing the producers or somehow manipulating what we see, I'm really not ok with that. When you sign up for a reality show, you have to be 100% open, not just open about the parts that make you feel good. So, I really want to know if that's the case. And with Tami, she won't rest till the truth comes out. So you might as well accept it and move on. As for the episode, your family seemed amazing, and I love your mom. I liked the background information about you and the way you grew up. As a mixed girl, I can relate. Just be real with us about EVERYTHING, ok? Kesha's grade for the week: B.
Jennifer: I don't believe a word you say anymore. The whole "Oh my God, did I not invite you? I'm so sorry" bit is just pathetic. How do you not know if you invited someone? Whatever. Then, you take Evelyn's speech and turn it around so you can make a speech directly responding to what she said instead of just toasting to Shaunie and being done with it. Oy. What happened to keepin' it movin'? I don't care who you're friends with. You're full of yourself and you always have been. Maybe it's more apparent to your cast mates now because you're no longer blowing smoke up their asses. You have new friends for that. If I were you, I'd just be happy all you got was a purse smack to the back of the head. It could have been much worse. Jennifer's grade for the week: F.
Evelyn: While your speeches were funny as hell and your purse move was legendary, girl, you know you were out of line. But it was great tv. So I give you credit for that. You said you weren't going to drink that much at Evelyn's party, and then you promptly downed some shots. LOL! That was all kinds of messy. You said what you needed to say to Jenn, contacts and all, but I doubt you felt better at the end of the night. You won't feel better until you draw blood. Evelyn's grade for the week: C (I don't condone violence, but she gets credit for making me laugh.)
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
And More B*tch!
I can't believe I almost forgot to blog about Basketball Wives this week! It wasn't the most exciting episode, but there were some awesome moments, courtesy of, (who else?) Tami! We got some serious tension brewing between all of the girls, which makes for awesome tv.
Let's begin!
Kesha: You stuck your foot in your mouth like five different times this week. I don't think you're a back stabber or anything like that, you're just not aware of how you're coming off to people. First, you tell Evelyn, of all people, how you're feeling about Tami. Mistake #1. Then, you beg the girls to behave at your charity event, then criticize them for not having fun. Mistake #2. Lastly, you didn't stand up to Tami and defend yourself well enough at dinner. Mistake #3. Seriously, I like you, but you should have just talked to Royce about how to get along with Tami. Royce is the only person on that cast that wouldn't have sold you out. Now, you're on the outs with Tami, but don't worry. She may come around. Kesha's grade for the week: C.
Evelyn: I don't even expect you to not talk about people behind their backs, that's who you are. But it was funny how quickly you turned against Kesha - that must have been a record! Like I said, I don't really expect anything more from you. Right now, you have Tami and Shaunie and you need them, so of course, you're not going to take the newcomer's side over Tami. I think it's great that you and Tami are cool again, and I can't wait to see you lunge for Jennifer every time you see her. Evelyn's grade for the week: D.
Jennifer: I did feel a little sorry for you when only Suzie and Kenya showed up to your launch party. And then I remembered, you're not a very good friend! So, you shouldn't have been surprised at all! I really can't blame the girls for not going. Plus, some weren't even invited. Let's be real. Jennifer's grade for the week: D.
Kenya: Your music video is finally done, so I hope we're done hearing about it. It was actually pretty decent. It was nice of you to show up for Jennifer. But I have a feeling you'd show up to a gas station if someone told you there was going to be a party there. Watching you crack up when Tami was blasting Kesha was hilarious, but absolutely mean. You just couldn't contain your joy that you weren't on the hot seat. Kenya's grade for the week: D.
Tami: I totally understand why you were upset with Kesha. You definitely could have settled it with her a different way, but hey, no one's perfect. I can't stand it when people have a problem with someone but tell everyone else but that person. It is infuriating. I can't help but laugh when you go after someone and hammer them into the ground (verbally), even though it wasn't very nice at all. Hopefully, you'll give Kesha another chance because she seems like a really good girl. Tami's grade for the week: C.
Royce: You weren't on very much this episode, hopefully we'll see more of you next week. Royce's grade for the week: N/A.
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Let's begin!
Kesha: You stuck your foot in your mouth like five different times this week. I don't think you're a back stabber or anything like that, you're just not aware of how you're coming off to people. First, you tell Evelyn, of all people, how you're feeling about Tami. Mistake #1. Then, you beg the girls to behave at your charity event, then criticize them for not having fun. Mistake #2. Lastly, you didn't stand up to Tami and defend yourself well enough at dinner. Mistake #3. Seriously, I like you, but you should have just talked to Royce about how to get along with Tami. Royce is the only person on that cast that wouldn't have sold you out. Now, you're on the outs with Tami, but don't worry. She may come around. Kesha's grade for the week: C.
Evelyn: I don't even expect you to not talk about people behind their backs, that's who you are. But it was funny how quickly you turned against Kesha - that must have been a record! Like I said, I don't really expect anything more from you. Right now, you have Tami and Shaunie and you need them, so of course, you're not going to take the newcomer's side over Tami. I think it's great that you and Tami are cool again, and I can't wait to see you lunge for Jennifer every time you see her. Evelyn's grade for the week: D.
Jennifer: I did feel a little sorry for you when only Suzie and Kenya showed up to your launch party. And then I remembered, you're not a very good friend! So, you shouldn't have been surprised at all! I really can't blame the girls for not going. Plus, some weren't even invited. Let's be real. Jennifer's grade for the week: D.
Kenya: Your music video is finally done, so I hope we're done hearing about it. It was actually pretty decent. It was nice of you to show up for Jennifer. But I have a feeling you'd show up to a gas station if someone told you there was going to be a party there. Watching you crack up when Tami was blasting Kesha was hilarious, but absolutely mean. You just couldn't contain your joy that you weren't on the hot seat. Kenya's grade for the week: D.
Tami: I totally understand why you were upset with Kesha. You definitely could have settled it with her a different way, but hey, no one's perfect. I can't stand it when people have a problem with someone but tell everyone else but that person. It is infuriating. I can't help but laugh when you go after someone and hammer them into the ground (verbally), even though it wasn't very nice at all. Hopefully, you'll give Kesha another chance because she seems like a really good girl. Tami's grade for the week: C.
Royce: You weren't on very much this episode, hopefully we'll see more of you next week. Royce's grade for the week: N/A.
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Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Strike One
Basketball Wives was a simmering pot of tension this week, not that anyone is surprised by this. Some friendships are over for good while others are getting stronger.
Let's get into this episode!
Tami: I am so sorry about all the terrible events you've endured in your life. It's so sad to see you almost relive those painful memories when you talk about the past with the counselor. Just the fact that you've overcome so much is an inspiration to me. You're such a strong lady, and telling your story, like you've always done (since Real World), has helped so many people. I do have to point out that it was maybe not the best thing to criticize Kenya's clothes and hair - just because you caught so much flack for your look on your first season. However, you were right to be upset about her behavior at the meeting with your panel of showbiz experts. Wow. You were willing to give her an opportunity and she really did nothing with it. I don't blame you for not being impressed with her. The good thing about you is that you give people a chance and then you go from there. She blew it with you big time! I can't wait to see what the issue is between you and Kesha, by the way. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Evelyn: I really hope your brother in law is ok. This week you were cool and I definitely enjoyed that. Keep it up. I loved you reading Kenya for her weave ("it's leanin'"). LOL! Evelyn's grade for the week: B.
Kenya: I was so annoyed with you this week. Damn. As if being unprofessional wasn't enough, you were totally clueless as to how your comments came across to Kesha. Yes, she decided not to work with you. That was her decision to make. She still showed up to your audition because she wanted to. And then you don't even seem to appreciate it! Speaking of not appreciating things, you were a total disaster at the meeting with Tami. You were late, unprepared, and totally wasted everyone's time. That's three strikes, honey. You do get points for coming to Royce's event and trying to keep a lid on Suzie. Kenya's grade for the week: D.
Kesha: I am starting to like you more and more because you're actually down to earth and seem to be a genuine person. You did exaggerate Kenya's words just a tad in front of Shaunie, Evelyn, and Tami. But you were upset and you were telling the story the way you remembered it. So I can see why you added some spice to it, no big deal. And your choice to totally ignore Suzie at the charity event was smart. Distance yourself from that!! Kesha's grade for the week: A.
Royce: I love that you were honored by this great charity (PreserveOurLegacy.org). It's just a testament to how you want to use your platform for positive things, unlike some of your castmates. I thought it was nice of you to go to Kenya's audition, even though she really didn't appreciate it in the end. I say there's no need to try to be friends with her anymore. You have better things to do. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: Wow. You show up to a charity event, get drunk, complain that it's "boring", and then try to act all nicey nice with Royce when she got off the stage. She could hear you! Do you not understand how crazy you're acting?! Ugh. Sit down. Suzie's grade for the week: F.
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Let's get into this episode!
Tami: I am so sorry about all the terrible events you've endured in your life. It's so sad to see you almost relive those painful memories when you talk about the past with the counselor. Just the fact that you've overcome so much is an inspiration to me. You're such a strong lady, and telling your story, like you've always done (since Real World), has helped so many people. I do have to point out that it was maybe not the best thing to criticize Kenya's clothes and hair - just because you caught so much flack for your look on your first season. However, you were right to be upset about her behavior at the meeting with your panel of showbiz experts. Wow. You were willing to give her an opportunity and she really did nothing with it. I don't blame you for not being impressed with her. The good thing about you is that you give people a chance and then you go from there. She blew it with you big time! I can't wait to see what the issue is between you and Kesha, by the way. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Evelyn: I really hope your brother in law is ok. This week you were cool and I definitely enjoyed that. Keep it up. I loved you reading Kenya for her weave ("it's leanin'"). LOL! Evelyn's grade for the week: B.
Kenya: I was so annoyed with you this week. Damn. As if being unprofessional wasn't enough, you were totally clueless as to how your comments came across to Kesha. Yes, she decided not to work with you. That was her decision to make. She still showed up to your audition because she wanted to. And then you don't even seem to appreciate it! Speaking of not appreciating things, you were a total disaster at the meeting with Tami. You were late, unprepared, and totally wasted everyone's time. That's three strikes, honey. You do get points for coming to Royce's event and trying to keep a lid on Suzie. Kenya's grade for the week: D.
Kesha: I am starting to like you more and more because you're actually down to earth and seem to be a genuine person. You did exaggerate Kenya's words just a tad in front of Shaunie, Evelyn, and Tami. But you were upset and you were telling the story the way you remembered it. So I can see why you added some spice to it, no big deal. And your choice to totally ignore Suzie at the charity event was smart. Distance yourself from that!! Kesha's grade for the week: A.
Royce: I love that you were honored by this great charity (PreserveOurLegacy.org). It's just a testament to how you want to use your platform for positive things, unlike some of your castmates. I thought it was nice of you to go to Kenya's audition, even though she really didn't appreciate it in the end. I say there's no need to try to be friends with her anymore. You have better things to do. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: Wow. You show up to a charity event, get drunk, complain that it's "boring", and then try to act all nicey nice with Royce when she got off the stage. She could hear you! Do you not understand how crazy you're acting?! Ugh. Sit down. Suzie's grade for the week: F.
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
EXTRA
Basketball Wives is rolling right along in NYC (YAY!) and a little bit in Miami, as well. We see the aftermath of Jennifer vs. Evelyn, Royce's acting chops, Suzie talking mess, and some Chad/Evelyn relationship insights. I'm hoping for some more exciting episodes soon because all this talking is leading up to the fireworks we were promised in the previews.
Evelyn: I like you so much more this season. I'm not saying I agree with everything you say, but I like you a lot more. You have dropped the mean girl persona and your issues with Jennifer are under control for right now. I feel for you and your family and especially your brother in law. I've had to deal with cancer in my family, and it is truly a nightmare for all involved. I hope your brother in law is well and that he makes it to your wedding. Your conversation with Chad was an eye-opener for sure. You know this life and you know that there is a big possibility that cheating will occur. I commend you for opening up the dialogue and having Chad commit to being honest with you. I personally don't know if I could ever have that kind of conversation with someone, since you're basically saying he's going to have sex with other people and you want to protect yourself. That seems like such an uncomfortable conversation to have, but you were real about it. As long as you're happy, I'm happy for you. Your sit down with Suzie was hilarious. I've always enjoyed your sense of humor and sex is definitely not a taboo topic for you. I just hope there weren't any kids around. LOL. Evelyn's grade for the week: B.
Tami: I want to see a lot more from you, and I'm hoping in the next episode we get into you and Kesha not getting along (Bitch, Bitch, and MORE Bitch). I like when you mediate and help others get a long, but let's face it. You shine when you're telling someone like it is and letting them know where to go and how to get there. I love nice Tami, but I live for tough Tami. Just saying. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Shaunie: I caught a glimpse of you in the episode! Just kidding, your scene with Evelyn and Tami was cool. I do wish you were in the show more, though. Shaunie's grade for the week: C.
Royce: Congrats on the play! It's great that your acting is taking off. I'm really happy for all of your success. I'm sorry about the conflict between you and your father. The phone call with your dad was heartbreaking. He really wasn't going to give you any slack. But I understand because my mom is the exact same way. I wish you the best in your current relationship. Sometimes you have to give people a chance, and hopefully, your dad will give your BF a shot. Just keep focused on doing what's best for you and your son, which you always do. I love that your storyline is not about drama with any of the girls this season. I'm sure the drama will come later, but for now, it's cool to see how your acting career is taking shape. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: Well, I'm going to call you Motormouth from now on. You just can't keep your trap shut, can you? Wow, seriously, you picked an angle and you're not going to let it go. I think it's hilarious you can judge this poor girl Kenya from some YouTube videos but everyone is supposed to forgive you and forget their problems with you and be besties with you again. I just think that's hilarious. Call me crazy, but talking about someone behind their back and laughing at them behind their back is a lot worse than making a cheesy YouTube video. At least the girl is hustling trying to get something done. What is it that YOU do, exactly? Suzie's grade for the week: F.
Kenya: I admit your videos on YouTube ARE a little disturbing, but they're certainly not the worst things on YouTube. You're trying to make something happen and you're working with what you've got. I'm not gonna hate on you. I understand not being able to afford certain things and still trying to accomplish your goal. Just because you're not there yet doesn't mean you shouldn't try. So, keep working hard and hopefully, we'll get to see if your talent is enough to take you to that next level. Kenya's grade for the week: B.
Kesha: Your comment about not wanting to be a part of anything that's "mediocre" came off so badly. I'm sure you were just being honest, but DAMN. You were right to point out that if Kenya's on a limited budget, the club you were looking at probably wasn't the best choice. But there's a way to point that out without hurting the chick's feelings. If you don't want to waste your time, fine, but let the girl down easy, at least. Kesha's grade for the week: C.
Jennifer: I would love to hear you take responsibility for something just once. I can't with you. You missed Evelyn's point completely. The fact that you continued to put stuff out in the press about her relationship was wrong. You should have kept your opinions to yourself and not broadcast them for the whole world to hear. And you're back to wearing the ridiculous colored contacts so I'm officially done. Jennifer's grade for the week: F.
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Evelyn: I like you so much more this season. I'm not saying I agree with everything you say, but I like you a lot more. You have dropped the mean girl persona and your issues with Jennifer are under control for right now. I feel for you and your family and especially your brother in law. I've had to deal with cancer in my family, and it is truly a nightmare for all involved. I hope your brother in law is well and that he makes it to your wedding. Your conversation with Chad was an eye-opener for sure. You know this life and you know that there is a big possibility that cheating will occur. I commend you for opening up the dialogue and having Chad commit to being honest with you. I personally don't know if I could ever have that kind of conversation with someone, since you're basically saying he's going to have sex with other people and you want to protect yourself. That seems like such an uncomfortable conversation to have, but you were real about it. As long as you're happy, I'm happy for you. Your sit down with Suzie was hilarious. I've always enjoyed your sense of humor and sex is definitely not a taboo topic for you. I just hope there weren't any kids around. LOL. Evelyn's grade for the week: B.
Tami: I want to see a lot more from you, and I'm hoping in the next episode we get into you and Kesha not getting along (Bitch, Bitch, and MORE Bitch). I like when you mediate and help others get a long, but let's face it. You shine when you're telling someone like it is and letting them know where to go and how to get there. I love nice Tami, but I live for tough Tami. Just saying. Tami's grade for the week: A.
Shaunie: I caught a glimpse of you in the episode! Just kidding, your scene with Evelyn and Tami was cool. I do wish you were in the show more, though. Shaunie's grade for the week: C.
Royce: Congrats on the play! It's great that your acting is taking off. I'm really happy for all of your success. I'm sorry about the conflict between you and your father. The phone call with your dad was heartbreaking. He really wasn't going to give you any slack. But I understand because my mom is the exact same way. I wish you the best in your current relationship. Sometimes you have to give people a chance, and hopefully, your dad will give your BF a shot. Just keep focused on doing what's best for you and your son, which you always do. I love that your storyline is not about drama with any of the girls this season. I'm sure the drama will come later, but for now, it's cool to see how your acting career is taking shape. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: Well, I'm going to call you Motormouth from now on. You just can't keep your trap shut, can you? Wow, seriously, you picked an angle and you're not going to let it go. I think it's hilarious you can judge this poor girl Kenya from some YouTube videos but everyone is supposed to forgive you and forget their problems with you and be besties with you again. I just think that's hilarious. Call me crazy, but talking about someone behind their back and laughing at them behind their back is a lot worse than making a cheesy YouTube video. At least the girl is hustling trying to get something done. What is it that YOU do, exactly? Suzie's grade for the week: F.
Kenya: I admit your videos on YouTube ARE a little disturbing, but they're certainly not the worst things on YouTube. You're trying to make something happen and you're working with what you've got. I'm not gonna hate on you. I understand not being able to afford certain things and still trying to accomplish your goal. Just because you're not there yet doesn't mean you shouldn't try. So, keep working hard and hopefully, we'll get to see if your talent is enough to take you to that next level. Kenya's grade for the week: B.
Kesha: Your comment about not wanting to be a part of anything that's "mediocre" came off so badly. I'm sure you were just being honest, but DAMN. You were right to point out that if Kenya's on a limited budget, the club you were looking at probably wasn't the best choice. But there's a way to point that out without hurting the chick's feelings. If you don't want to waste your time, fine, but let the girl down easy, at least. Kesha's grade for the week: C.
Jennifer: I would love to hear you take responsibility for something just once. I can't with you. You missed Evelyn's point completely. The fact that you continued to put stuff out in the press about her relationship was wrong. You should have kept your opinions to yourself and not broadcast them for the whole world to hear. And you're back to wearing the ridiculous colored contacts so I'm officially done. Jennifer's grade for the week: F.
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Friday, February 24, 2012
Talk to Your Publicist
Basketball Wives is BACK! And I am SO excited!! We got some new faces (Kesha and Kenya) and some new feuds (Jennifer vs. Evelyn), well maybe not so new. I can't wait to see how this season unfolds. This show is absolutely fascinating. So let's get right into the premiere episode.
Royce: I am so happy you came back for this season. You had previously said you would only come back if you were able to show your professional life more, so it seems that request has been met. You look as cute as ever, and you introduce us to Kesha Nichols who you know from dancing. More on her later. Basically, you're still not in "the circle", but you're ok with it as you've always been. You know who you are and where you're going, which is what we love about you. You always keep it real and honest no matter what. Your conversation with Suzie was hilarious. You put the truth right in her face and she tried to pretend it was something else. Thank you for calling her out on leaving you high and dry last season. You can see she's not a true friend, just an acquaintance, so I'm not worried about you getting hurt by her at all. I love that you're still close to Tami, because I love your friendship with her. You two are about as real as it gets. I can't wait to see your acting career flourish - you're one talented lady. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Kesha: I like you so far. I think you have a good attitude about this whole thing, coming into it as a newbie. Of course, we all know you're going to have issues with Tami from the previews ("Bitch, bitch, and more bitch."), but I'm hoping that's all just a misunderstanding. You were right to be put off by Jennifer and her snobby attitude with you, and NO, you shouldn't have to "audition" to be someone's friend. Just stay true to yourself and you'll be fine. Kesha's grade for the week: B.
Shaunie: We didn't see you too much except for the big Jennifer/Evelyn confrontation, but I do love how you're still the Queen Bee at the end of the day. You may be the Boss Lady of this show, but the look on your face tells me you genuinely want these girls to make up and be friends. I would like to see you on good terms with Royce again, by the way. Either way, you win, really. Congrats to you on the show's success, and here's to another great season. Shaunie's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: You never learn. Instead of trying to make everyone else be friends, why don't you work on your own friendships? Like apologizing to Royce, for one thing. I just can't with you. It's one thing to want everyone to get along, it's quite another to change your whole demeanor and personality to please who you're with at any given time. Also, the slutty talk ... not so cute anymore. Grow up. Suzie's grade for the week: D.
Kenya: I don't quite know what to make of you yet, but I'll give you a chance. It did irk me when you said you like Jennifer because she's bougie. Really? What about that is likable? I have no idea. Based on the previews the girls are going to turn on you pretty quickly, so we'll have to wait and see how that plays out. For now, I'm on the fence about you. Kenya's grade for the week: C.
Tami: My girl. I love that you're so honest with everyone and you can admit you're being nosy. You want the info and you're going to get it. I love it. However, I think you should have just kept some of the dirt to yourself. Maybe you shouldn't have told Jennifer and Suzie what Kenya and Kesha had to say about them, BUT, I don't think you were saying anything with any malicious intent at all. You were just sharing the gossip, that's all. I do respect how you're the same with everyone and you don't hold back. I laughed so hard when you told Evelyn that she was a mean bitch. Or something to that effect. That just cracked me up. You know you're right, too. I love that you're cool with everyone so far, but I definitely want to know what your beef is with Kesha. Just please keep being you because we love it. Tami's grade for the week: B+.
Evelyn: I was so mad at you last season. You were such a mean girl. And you still are. But I think we see now that no matter how tough you are, some things just hurt your feelings to the point where you're not going to take it anymore. And that's when you fight back. I think your problem with Jennifer is coming from much more than just a blog. I refuse to believe it's just that. Whatever the real reason (or combination of reasons), you're done with her. And this time, you mean it. You're marrying Chad and her not supporting you on that just was not acceptable for you. I get it. I hope you can tell us a little more about why you're so angry with Jennifer that you would basically try to get physical with her multiple times this season according to previews. Granted, you're not the one that gets to pop her in the face (also in the preview), but you definitely wanted to get your hits in. I hope you show us the Evelyn we loved in Season 1 again now that the mean girl role didn't really work out for you. You're the bride this season, make us want to be on your side. Evelyn's grade for the week: D.
Jennifer: You are really dumb if you think anyone is going to let you slide with that publicist excuse. Seriously. You are a public figure now! You can't just shrug off the fact that what you said (or approved) in a blog hurt someone's feelings. Your best friend's feelings to be exact. So, take some responsibility, and apologize for letting something get out there WITH YOUR NAME ON IT that caused so much pain, no matter whether you agree with it or not. That's just my opinion. I'm not really impressed with you or your attitude, and I never have been. So really, it's just about not acting like a total bitch in every scene. Think you can handle that? Great, thanks. Also, it's good to see you quit wearing those ridiculous color contacts. Jennifer's grade for the week: F.
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Royce: I am so happy you came back for this season. You had previously said you would only come back if you were able to show your professional life more, so it seems that request has been met. You look as cute as ever, and you introduce us to Kesha Nichols who you know from dancing. More on her later. Basically, you're still not in "the circle", but you're ok with it as you've always been. You know who you are and where you're going, which is what we love about you. You always keep it real and honest no matter what. Your conversation with Suzie was hilarious. You put the truth right in her face and she tried to pretend it was something else. Thank you for calling her out on leaving you high and dry last season. You can see she's not a true friend, just an acquaintance, so I'm not worried about you getting hurt by her at all. I love that you're still close to Tami, because I love your friendship with her. You two are about as real as it gets. I can't wait to see your acting career flourish - you're one talented lady. Royce's grade for the week: A.
Kesha: I like you so far. I think you have a good attitude about this whole thing, coming into it as a newbie. Of course, we all know you're going to have issues with Tami from the previews ("Bitch, bitch, and more bitch."), but I'm hoping that's all just a misunderstanding. You were right to be put off by Jennifer and her snobby attitude with you, and NO, you shouldn't have to "audition" to be someone's friend. Just stay true to yourself and you'll be fine. Kesha's grade for the week: B.
Shaunie: We didn't see you too much except for the big Jennifer/Evelyn confrontation, but I do love how you're still the Queen Bee at the end of the day. You may be the Boss Lady of this show, but the look on your face tells me you genuinely want these girls to make up and be friends. I would like to see you on good terms with Royce again, by the way. Either way, you win, really. Congrats to you on the show's success, and here's to another great season. Shaunie's grade for the week: A.
Suzie: You never learn. Instead of trying to make everyone else be friends, why don't you work on your own friendships? Like apologizing to Royce, for one thing. I just can't with you. It's one thing to want everyone to get along, it's quite another to change your whole demeanor and personality to please who you're with at any given time. Also, the slutty talk ... not so cute anymore. Grow up. Suzie's grade for the week: D.
Kenya: I don't quite know what to make of you yet, but I'll give you a chance. It did irk me when you said you like Jennifer because she's bougie. Really? What about that is likable? I have no idea. Based on the previews the girls are going to turn on you pretty quickly, so we'll have to wait and see how that plays out. For now, I'm on the fence about you. Kenya's grade for the week: C.
Tami: My girl. I love that you're so honest with everyone and you can admit you're being nosy. You want the info and you're going to get it. I love it. However, I think you should have just kept some of the dirt to yourself. Maybe you shouldn't have told Jennifer and Suzie what Kenya and Kesha had to say about them, BUT, I don't think you were saying anything with any malicious intent at all. You were just sharing the gossip, that's all. I do respect how you're the same with everyone and you don't hold back. I laughed so hard when you told Evelyn that she was a mean bitch. Or something to that effect. That just cracked me up. You know you're right, too. I love that you're cool with everyone so far, but I definitely want to know what your beef is with Kesha. Just please keep being you because we love it. Tami's grade for the week: B+.
Evelyn: I was so mad at you last season. You were such a mean girl. And you still are. But I think we see now that no matter how tough you are, some things just hurt your feelings to the point where you're not going to take it anymore. And that's when you fight back. I think your problem with Jennifer is coming from much more than just a blog. I refuse to believe it's just that. Whatever the real reason (or combination of reasons), you're done with her. And this time, you mean it. You're marrying Chad and her not supporting you on that just was not acceptable for you. I get it. I hope you can tell us a little more about why you're so angry with Jennifer that you would basically try to get physical with her multiple times this season according to previews. Granted, you're not the one that gets to pop her in the face (also in the preview), but you definitely wanted to get your hits in. I hope you show us the Evelyn we loved in Season 1 again now that the mean girl role didn't really work out for you. You're the bride this season, make us want to be on your side. Evelyn's grade for the week: D.
Jennifer: You are really dumb if you think anyone is going to let you slide with that publicist excuse. Seriously. You are a public figure now! You can't just shrug off the fact that what you said (or approved) in a blog hurt someone's feelings. Your best friend's feelings to be exact. So, take some responsibility, and apologize for letting something get out there WITH YOUR NAME ON IT that caused so much pain, no matter whether you agree with it or not. That's just my opinion. I'm not really impressed with you or your attitude, and I never have been. So really, it's just about not acting like a total bitch in every scene. Think you can handle that? Great, thanks. Also, it's good to see you quit wearing those ridiculous color contacts. Jennifer's grade for the week: F.
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