RHOA - Angst, Anguish, and Anguilla

Hello again, kids! I'm all caught up on RHOA and I have A LOT to say. But first, let me just clarify that although I watched the last three episodes of RHOA, I'll mostly just cover what happened in last night's episode, just because that's where we're at in the season. So I won't be getting into too much of what happened in the other two episodes, with the exception of Kim's exit. I will be going deep about that.

So let's get started!

Kim: Your exit was welcomed, expected, and overdue. I could not believe you sat there at that table and made up lie after lie after lie just to finally quit the show. For that, you should have just walked in, said, "I'm not going on the trip" and walked back out again. You straight up said Kroy was going with you to Anguilla and then ten seconds later, said you were not going to Anguilla after all. And I have to call you out on something. You kept saying in interviews that the reason you left the show was that the ladies were being violent towards you and you couldn't stay on a show like that. NO ONE was being violent or threatening you in the slightest. So, what exactly are you talking about? Lies! You don't want to be on this show anymore. You want your spinoff (which you have, God knows why) and you want to leave RHOA behind. Great! Good for you! But here's the problem. You think you're going to have spinoff success (a la Bethenny) but I honestly do not see that happening. I don't see you as a Bethenny type of personality - besides the fact that she's at least likable to most of the viewers. Sure, your spinoff has a following, but it will not last. Mark my words. You alienating the RHOA cast will be the worst decision you ever made - for your career. Believe it or not, you will need those contacts someday. I'm glad you're off the show and I never have to watch you and your stank attitude ever again. Kim's grade for the week: A+ (for leaving the show, of course!)

Porsha: I am still liking you a lot. You really are just a normal, sweet girl. I'll forgive you for the 265 days a year thing because I think you were starstruck with Nene and Cynthia. I think that was all nerves but it was funny. It's not a crime to be a little ditsy, anyway. I give you major credit for letting Cynthia know about Kenya dropping it in front of Peter (and yes, she did shake it, but you kept that part to yourself). I feel like you had Cynthia's back on that. As for your blow up with Kenya - you did get heated when you were explaining the whole charity event incident to Nene. I think that's what got Kenya all fired up. Then, when Kenya was taken away from you, you went after her and started it up again. You should have just went to your villa and left Kenya alone. You going after her was a mistake. Oh, and he was Filipino, not Chinese. Porsha's grade for the week: C (she kept the fight going and that was unnecessary).

Nene: You gave me EVERYTHING these last few episodes. This is the Nene we love. You raised your voice for just a moment at Kim and then composed yourself just in time to see her flee the scene. She knew you were about to let her have it and she just couldn't take it. I loved you and Greg together in Anguilla, and I think you two are definitely falling back in love with each other. Yay! You were hilarious calling Kenya out on her shenanigans, too, by the way. I just love that you're giving us COMEDY now. And you stepped in and tried to keep Kenya and Porsha from physically fighting with each other, so I give you credit for that, too. Nene's grade for the week: A (for making me laugh again).

Kandi: I have a major bone to pick with you. Why on Earth would you invite Kenya to that brunch knowing this was Peter and Cynthia's trip? It wasn't up to you to invite anyone else, unless you talked to Peter and Cynthia first. Or maybe someone (cough cough producers cough cough) put you up to it? Anyway, I really like you and Todd together and you seemed like you were having a great time in Anguilla. I don't think the little hot air balloon not taking off on the beach was an omen at all, by the way. You and Todd have great chemistry. Kandi's grade for the week: B (because bringing Kenya to the brunch so she could invite herself on the trip was wrong as hell).

Phaedra: I have to give you a lot of credit. You made sure EVERYONE knew you were NOT having Kenya's bullshit. And I don't blame you! You made it clear that her antics were not appreciated, so hopefully she respects that and leaves Apollo alone. Now, it's also a little bit on Apollo, too, because he did not have to engage in the flirtation with her. He could have been polite and quiet with her, not participate in all that pool play. That was totally unnecessary and I'm sure you told him so. Keep putting Kenya in her place! And I am so happy you 'fessed up to Cynthia and apologized. Well done. Phaedra's grade for the week: A (I am loving Phaedra right now).

Cynthia: I'll say it again, you are my GIRL right now! I am really enjoying you this season. You're having fun but also giving the drama without being out of control. You were irritated with Kenya's little stunt (dancing with Peter) but you let it go for the sake of the trip, and you recognized everyone was in the party mood and it may not have been malicious. But you're keeping your eye on her and with good reason. The vow renewal was beautiful! It is so nice to see you and Peter being lovey dovey and so into each other. Congratulations on the renewal of your vows! Cynthia's grade for the week: A (for spicing it up this season!).

Kenya: Gurl. You are out of control. And not in a good way. Now that we know Walter was playing the role of your boyfriend to give you a storyline on this show, all of the foolishness you're giving us is just sad. We can't even laugh at you because what you did to be on this show was so desperate and unnecessary. If you're that successful, why even bother lying about your relationship status? You should have been the single one on the show! There is nothing wrong with that, and it would have given us some variety since all the ladies are now either married or in serious relationships. You are so dumb for this, Kenya. Really. But let's talk about all the ho shit - I mean, flirting you did in the last three episodes. First of all, the flirting is a real turn off. You're talking to a married man in front of his wife and your "boyfriend" like there's no one else around. See? This is why you can't be trusted. If you do this shit when people are around, what are you capable of when there's no one watching? Then the pool thing. Stupid and made you look so common. Like a trashy, common slut. Then dropping it in front of Peter. You are lucky Cynthia didn't see it. Then, you verbally accosted the nice Filipino man and practically threw yourself at him. Not cute. Walter was right to ask you if you took your meds. Which reminds me, you weren't even supposed to be on this trip, and you have the balls to complain about your room?? I can't. I just can't. Now, let's just touch on you acting like Nene isn't totally right about you and Walter. You're caught. Deal with it. As for your fight with Porsha, you really must have been drunk to take what she said and turn it into a screaming match. Yes, she was explaining her side of the story so it was favoring her. But you could have easily stated your case and done it in a classy way, since you say you're so classy and educated. You showed your true colors, Kenya. You're desperate for attention on a reality show and you'll make a fool out of yourself to get it. Kenya's grade for the week: F (for being fake, phony, desperate, and for being a liar).

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RHOA - Lies and Complaints

Sunday's Real Housewives of Atlanta was not the best episode this season, by far. The best episode will be this coming up Sunday when Kim quits the show. Hallelujah!!! I will be praise dancing all up and down my living room for sure! But until then, let's talk about this pretty tame episode. It wasn't really that juicy at all. Phaedra's son's birthday party and her alleged butt dial conversation, Kim moving (how long does it really take to move? She's been moving since the first episode this season!), and Kenya's boyfriend meets her family. Nothing major here. So from now on, I'm only going to grade the key players in each episode. If you don't get a grade, that means you weren't on the show that week or your role was not relevant to what happened in the episode.

So, here we go.

Kim: Seriously, how long does it take to pack up a house? Even a huge house like that one? You had help! Anyway, you continued to have a sh*tty attitude which was then mirrored back to you by everyone in that house. I will leave that there, you can read into it what you will. You went back to your townhouse, which is perfectly fine for your family, by the way, and everything seems like it will be ok. But no. Where will you tan? Ummm, are you f*cking kidding me? I am just going to say again, I can't wait for you to leave this show. You contribute nothing, you complain constantly, and you're not one bit grateful for what you have. If you were, you wouldn't have that stank look on your face all the time. No one cares that you didn't go to Ayden's party because all you would have done there is complain anyway. Kim's grade for the week: F (I don't find her funny or charming, and she gets on every single one of my nerves).

Kandi: You are 100% right about Kim. She didn't move out quietly and do things like a grown, mature, adult woman, because she's NOT. But, I totally agree with you about that whole situation. I can see that Kim's comments about your house bothered you, so I say tell her to her face that you didn't like what she said. Put her in her place! Moving on, I think you could have had your mom live in the little guest house on your property, but if she has her own place and she's comfortable, that may not be necessary right now. I think if she ever needed to live with you, you would make sure that happened, but that's just my take on it. As for Ayden's party, it was hilarious when you said Phaedra's events are like marathons. Apparently! But hey, you showed up and I'm sure she appreciated it. Kandi's grade for the week: B (she needs to tell Kim how she feels).

Phaedra: Let's cut to the chase. You're a liar. When someone confronts you and you dodge the issue and change the subject? Ding ding ding! You've been caught, hun! If you would have just said, "Yes, Cynthia, I said that when I was in the middle of planning this party, and I didn't mean it, I'm so sorry", this whole thing would have been over. Just like when you refused to come clean about how far along you were in the pregnancy. Everybody knows when you're caught, you're caught. Making a fool out of yourself to get out of telling the truth is just stupid. I can't really understand why you went through so much foolishness just to avoid being real with Cynthia. Phaedra's grade for the week: F (she couldn't take responsibility for what she said, no matter what the reason for saying it, she should have just owned it).

Kenya: We get it. You want to get married. It just seems to me that if you have to do this much convincing, the guy may just not be that into you. Relax! I think you're used to bulldozing over people to get what you want and it's time to stop. Just be the best person you can be and let things happen. You're trying to force everything and it comes across as controlling and overbearing. Not a good look. Dropping hints is not gonna make a man propose any faster. Again, if you have to do this much work, is he really the one for you? Just saying. And I don't even care that you didn't cook that meal. No judgment on that from me. Lest I be judged. Kenya's grade for the week: D (she is forcing things to happen instead of letting them happen and I think that's a huge mistake).

Cynthia: The fury on your face when you heard Phaedra say that she didn't give a f*ck if you came to the party was priceless. I liked the fact that you confronted her about it and even told her you could play the message for her. Now, I don't know where that message came from, but for whatever reason (cough cough producers cough cough), you got a hold of it. And you sat Phaedra down and asked her point blank why she said it. Because you ladies were cool with each other. So it does seem odd that she would say that. I think you handled yourself well on this one. Cynthia's grade for the week: A (she went straight to Phaedra with her concerns, even though she got an absolutely idiotic response).

Nene: Your comedy this episode was on point, from the facial expressions to the jokes, I was LIVING. Nene-haters be damned, you are funny. Of course you had to show Cynthia the message from Phaedra (cough cough producers cough cough), so you did your job. Hey, if this is your last season, you might as well facilitate the drama and stand on the sidelines and watch with the rest of us. Nene's grade for the week: A (for bringing the comedy, I loved it).

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RHOA - Introducing Porsha

Sunday's RHOA put me in two very different, very opposite moods. On one hand, I was in heaven while watching the New York scenes. In a couple of weeks, it'll be a year since I was there, and I miss it so much. I have never lived there, always just visited, but my heart has always belonged to New York. If you're interested in the backstory, let me know. On the other hand, some of these ladies make me want to take a sledgehammer to my poor old television. Why must some people always find a way to ruin everything?

Let's get to the grades, kids!

Nene: It is so cute to watch Greg try to win you back!! He wants those keys, dammit!! I don't know why, but it doesn't gross me out to see him woo you. I'm not sure why, and I'm not going to apologize for it. Watching you in New York was awesome - not because of you though, no offense. Just New York in general. You know you will probably never take the subway, but Cynthia is right, when you're in New York it's just something you have to experience. At least once! You were being a little snooty in the subway at first but then you met some fans, and I'll be honest. I thought you were going to be short with them. But you weren't! You were friendly and kind and really sweet to them. I guess us Twitter people aren't so bad after all? I'm so happy for all your success, and I think the success has changed you - but for the better. You're in a good place and it shows. You aren't bitter or mean or jealous and I am happy about that. Nene's grade for the week: B (for being happy and busy with her career).

Kim: I've been done with you, but you're still on the show so I have to address you. I am sorry you have to move out of your place and back into the townhouse. Maybe you shouldn't have spent money on landscaping for a house that wasn't yours yet. I'm very glad Kroy taught you how to use the fire extinguisher, he's a good man. Kim's grade for the week: F (because it's nothing but complain, complain, complain with her).

Kandi: We didn't see much of you this week, but I'm so excited to see how your house will look when you're all moved in. Your family members seem so nice and fun to be around. Kandi's grade for the week: N/A.

Phaedra: I would advise you to make Kenya sign all kinds of contracts before you commit to working with her production company. I don't trust her and neither should you. Phaedra's grade for the week: C (because she is not seeing the crazy in Kenya yet and she needs to).

Cynthia: I love love LOVE your enthusiasm about New York. You were a great tour guide and the perfect person to take Nene to see the real New York. And that hot dog looked delicious! I'm so glad you were there with Nene. Cynthia's grade for the week: A (because she was so positive and bubbly this week).

Porsha: Welcome to the madness! I hope you're ready! You did come off as a ditzy girl, but in my book, you redeemed yourself by the end of the episode. You seem like a nice girl who enjoys life and maybe isn't too deep, but is a genuinely good person. I'm not mad at that. You have a great backstory, a lovely family, and you seem really happy with your life. I don't think you're malicious or mean at all. And that's why I know it was an honest mistake when you called Kenya Miss America. You weren't being shady. Your charity event was very nice, from what I saw, but then again, I don't know anything about charity galas. So, I may not be the best critic on that. What I do know is behavior. And you handled Kenya so well. I was standing up applauding you. You didn't need more than one episode to figure out that she's a mess, so you put your foot down right then and there. And that "search engine" line? I was LIVING!!! I like you! Porsha's grade for the week: A (because despite her ditziness, she spotted Kenya's crazy and shut that sh*t DOWN!).

Kenya: You need to get off this show. This show isn't going to be any good for you. What you need is to continue therapy and get yourself together. I am so sorry your mother is suffering from mental illness, and I'm especially sorry that you suffered any kind of pain because of that. But you have to recognize that you are not mentally stable. You said you were hell on wheels before, but what do you think you are now? You fly off the handle for a simple mistake like Porsha saying you were Miss America? It was an honest mistake, and yes, she looked dumb for not saying the right title. You don't have to make it worse by being rude about it. When Porsha's husband came to the charity event with her gift and cake, your face told the story. You're jealous. You're bitter. You're not well. You created a whole scenario in your mind to be angry about and then you acted on it. You left the event and called Porsha names. I cannot condone you being on this show. Unless you go to therapy and show us that you're working on becoming emotionally stable. Kenya's grade for the week: F (because I will not condone her being on this show in her mental state).

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RHOA Season 5 Episode 2 - Mock Up

I'm back, kids! I hope you all had a great Veterans' Day weekend. Mine was pretty awesome, which explains how behind I am on blogging. I just want to thank you all for your patience with me. I'll try to stay on top of it from now on, but you know me, when I have a chance to get some time off, I usually go berserk and forget about everything else. Not an excuse, I know. But still. Anyway, I'm so glad I watched RHOA, because I have a question that need to be answered.

Why are we wasting so much time on Kenya? She isn't likable, she isn't interesting, and she isn't fun. At all. Maybe Bravo thinks they need to give us so much backstory on her because she causes major drama this season, but I'm here to tell you - ya don't. We're good. I was full on fed up with Kenya last week. I don't need to see her for almost half of the episode. Unnecessary, Bravo.

So why don't we give out some grades? This is gonna be fun.

Kenya: Like I said before, you're coming across as messy and unstable. Your scene with Walter was cringe-worthy at best. You had no reason (except insecurity) to get so pressed about Walter asking Kandi out on a date. I'm pretty sure he's dated a lot of women, and he was just trying to be honest with you like you asked him to. I also have to address the lies you told at your lunch with Kandi and Phaedra. You were not invited by Jet, you were invited by Cynthia, and your bodyguard didn't throw anyone out of anywhere. What world are you living in? I think you may be the most immature 41 year old in Housewives history (and that's saying a lot). Why would you mock Cynthia's speech at her party? Was it because she wasn't praising you? It seems to me that the only time you're happy is when it's all about you. How sad. Then you have the nerve to take the microphone and call it a clown show? You are the clown, honey. Are you not the least bit self aware? The only scene that made me not hate you was the scene with your aunt. Now, I like her. In that scene, you seemed real. You were open and honest. You weren't putting anyone else down. Why can't you be that girl with the rest of the cast? It makes me think you're faking the attitude and putting on an act so that you'll have more camera time. And I don't like that. Especially when you make it so painfully obvious. Round 2 with Cynthia was hilarious, because you are so eager to make sure Nene likes you, but two minutes before you were making fun of the entire event? Fake, fake, fake. Kenya's grade for the week: F (because she's acting like a nutbag).

Nene: I like that you're so calm and peaceful this season. Success agrees with you. I think the standout moment of this episode for you was when you were friendly and engaging with Kim and Sweetie and they clearly had no idea what to do. True, you've fought with cast members in the past, but I can see a change in you. In fact, last season, when you were in Africa, you were the peace maker. So, it isn't really new. You've been in the process of changing for a while, now. So, I think it's great that you are being so positive and uplifting this season. You were great with Phaedra and you were more than nice to Kim. I give you credit for that. You're not bringing up old sh*t - you're on to bigger and better things. The idea to make the party about all successful women was a great idea. And you look great this season, by the way. You handled Kenya well and I can't wait to see how you deal with the rest of the ladies now that you're in a much better place personally and professionally. Nene's grade for the week: A (because she's being super positive and I love it - and if it's all an act, may she win an Oscar!).

Kim: You continue to shock me with your foul language and behavior. Here's a thought. If you really don't want to go to an event, DON'T GO! You're not doing anyone any favors by showing up, having stank look on your face, and sneaking out early. Who does that? And Sweetie, you're a mess. How can you say that the event was boring when you weren't talking to anyone and you were glued to your phone? Come on. Back to Kim, I'm real happy for you that you got your bracelet from your wedding for your birthday. That was nice. But if I have to hear you say "We're homeless" one more time, I'm going to rip my eardrums out. It's always a complaint with you. Why can't you just be grateful for what you have? You have a townhouse. Great. You're going to look for a bigger home. Great. Why do we have to hear all this bullsh*t? When are you quitting the show again? Kim's grade for the week: F (because I'm over her and all her whining).

Kandi: I really like you, but you're gonna have to answer for a few things. Why would you laugh and entertain Kenya's insults about Cynthia at lunch? I thought you and Cynthia were cool? Did I miss something? Also, you laughed when Kenya was mocking Cynthia at the party, as well. I just didn't think you would play along with something like that. You usually speak up and defend your friends. So, I'm not sure what was going on there. Maybe you were just laughing to avoid getting Kenya on your bad side. But really, do you want to be friends with such a loose cannon? Well, you were friends with Kim - see where that got you? Maybe you're just too nice. You need to have some higher standards when it comes to picking friends. That's all I'm saying. I do like your friendship with Phaedra. You two are a much better fit when it comes to your personalities. I really like Todd, too. And Riley is so pretty! She's becoming such a beautiful young lady. Kandi's grade for the week: C (because I can't get behind her laughing with Kenya at everyone else's expense - I need to know where Kandi stands when it comes to Cynthia).

Cynthia: I am still on your side. You threw a great event in Nene's honor, and Kenya disrespected you, again. Who gave her the microphone? You have always been very supportive of Nene (some would say to a fault, but not me) and you've always praised her publicly. I don't know why that's so funny to Kenya. I think it's great for one woman to show another how much she respects her. When Kenya was trying to make sure Nene would give her a chance, you should have let them just finish their conversation. It was a little rude of you to jump in, but I understand why you did it. This was after Kenya disrespected you for the second time. So, in your mind, it could have been go time. At any rate, I loved the shade about when she won her crown. It's true! Before this show, I had no idea this girl even existed! And if she's going to dish it out, she better be able to take it. You keep saying it like you mean it, Cynthia, but I will say - be prepared for whatever Kenya the wackjob is going to do and say. And you're right. Her ugliness on the inside makes her ugly on the outside. You win! Cynthia's grade for the week: B (because she's still standing up for herself, but she should have stayed out of Nene and Kenya's conversation at the party - just to show she is the bigger person).

Phaedra: The scene with you, Nene, and Cynthia working out was hilarious! I think it's great that you can put the past behind you and have a good time with Nene. And I was so happy to see you laugh about "Fakedra"! This is what we love about you. You can take all of this with a grain of salt because this show isn't your whole world. You may want to teach Kenya a little about that. I really have no beef with you, other than what I already said to Kandi. You shouldn't be egging Kenya on when she makes fun of Cynthia (or anyone else for that matter). I'm wondering if she thinks it's ok because you and Kandi are laughing with her? Is that really the message you want to send? Especially now that you are getting along with everyone? I would nip this Kenya thing in the bud now. She's out of control and you don't want to support that. Phaedra's grade for the week: C (because I love how she's getting along with everyone but she needs to stop playing like she condones what Kenya is doing).

You may be hating that I'm Team Cynthia, but really - when you look at Kenya's behavior, how can you not be? Kenya has made herself look like a crazy person. She's done it to herself and I'm just calling it like I see it.

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RHOA Season 5 Premiere – Don’t Come for Me

Can I just say how excited I am for this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta? Super excited! I love (most of) these ladies, and I think the additions to the cast will spice this season up for sure. I’m so glad we’re getting away from the same old Nene vs. Kim drama that we’ve been seeing for the past few seasons. (And who else didn’t even notice Sheree was gone? Me too. Shhh!) Although this first episode started off pretty tame, by the end of it, we saw fireworks between Cynthia and Kenya. I was LIVING!!! I cannot wait to see how the season plays out.

Let’s grade these gals, shall we?

Nene: You seem really happy this season! It’s great that you and Greg are focusing on each other (your words) and you’re not actively dating anyone else. I think it’s sweet that Greg is trying to win you back. I don’t know what his motives are, but I think you’re smart enough to know if he’s sincere or not. Congratulations on all your acting successes. Glee and The New Normal are huge accomplishments, and I’m proud of you for pursuing your dream of being an actress. Now, I was upset with you last season for speaking in a not-so-kind manner about your fans (aka “twitter people”), but I’m willing to give you a second chance. Mostly because you’re obviously in a better place personally and professionally, and I think we may get some of that fun Nene back that we fell in love with in season 1. You threw shade at Kim with the trailer comment, but that’s nothing new. You’ve been doing that since season 1. Nene’s grade for the week: C (I’m giving her another chance. She really disappointed me last season.)

Kandi: I’m so happy you’re in love! Todd seems like a great guy! Wishing you nothing but the best!!! On to the drama with Kim and Sweetie. First of all, your house (although it is unfinished – but you openly said that) is gorgeous! With a guest house! You know what that was? Jealousy and bitterness. Kim is PRESSED that you’re doing well. And Sweetie has no right to say anything about your house or what you do with it. Neither of them do, for that matter. You just keep doing your thing and keep your distance from Kim. She has nothing positive to offer you. This friendship is over. And not because of you, by the way. Kandi’s grade for the week: B (because she needs to enjoy this new chapter of her life and cut Kim out of it).

Kim: Although I am happy for all the wonderful things that are happening for you right now, your attitude still sucks. I can’t get over how you go into someone else’s (obviously unfinished) home and sh*t all over it for no reason. It’s her house, she’s your friend. You are supposed to be supportive. And what was with the indoor pool comment? If I were Kandi, I would have thrown you out right then and there. Come on, Kim. Then, you make it all about you and how much you’re CHOOSING to pay to move. You got yourself into a mess leasing that house, and now it’s everyone else’s fault but your own. Kim, please. You need to stop playing the victim while you put everyone else down with your stupid comments. It wasn’t cute on season 1 and it definitely isn’t cute now. Not to mention, talking sh*t about your own parents on national television. Wow. Even if they can’t afford nice things for your kid, why say it on camera? Don’t they deserve a little discretion from you as their daughter? I can’t wait till you quit this show. Amen!!! Kim’s grade for the week: F (for being a sh*tty friend and the most negative person I’ve ever seen).

Phaedra: I respect your hustle, but that veterinarian had no use for you in her office. I honestly can’t wait to see how you do a doggie funeral (and I know people who would pay for one), so I’m not hating. I just think it’s hilarious how you always try to play the part of this professional woman, but somehow, something just isn’t quite right about it and it never goes the way it’s supposed to. Can we say “awkward”? The scene with the kids riding their little tricycles was super cute. Aiden is a doll! Phaedra’s grade for the week: C (because she’s alright, but she still has that fake-ness about her that I don’t like).

Cynthia: I love you so much this season! I’ve always liked you but now, I love you. You put Kenya in her place while she was disrespecting those girls at your school. I am so glad you said something and it’s going to be delicious watching you two go at it. If anyone still thought you were a push-over, they better think again. You are proving that you have a backbone and a voice. I will be living for your shade towards Kenya, and I don't care what anyone says about that. Keep standing up for yourself, hun! The scene with Peter and Leon was a little less enjoyable for me, only because I didn’t feel that scene really had a purpose on the show, other than showing everyone on the same page except you. Which I found to be a little unflattering to you. But you are Noelle’s mom, and I’m sure you’re doing what’s best for her no matter what. Cynthia’s grade for the week: A (because she stood up for herself, her school, and her assistant and I loved every second of it).

Kenya: Well, you certainly made an impression. Too bad it was a terrible one. Besides talking about “bling”, and besides saying you always get what you want, and besides talking about how you’re an actor/producer/author/director/hustler/model/former Miss USA (that I’ve never heard of before this show), besides all of that … what made you unlikable was your attitude and your behavior. That made you ugly, which I know is the one thing you don’t want to be. But the inner you is not pretty. And that ugliness came through loud and clear when you disrespected Cynthia, her school, her assistants, Jet magazine, and the girls who were auditioning. Exactly who are you, Kenya, to tell anyone “what are you doing here?” at an open call? It’s an open call. That’s the whole point, is for people who aren’t signed to an agency to come and audition. You could have shown the girls that you, a former Miss USA, could still be an inspiration to them, but you tore them down instead. I don’t like you, and quite frankly, I don’t think you like yourself very much. Get some help with that, but not on camera. I’m not here for you in the slightest. Kenya’s grade for the week: F (quite possibly the worst debut episode for a cast member in Housewives history).

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Baby Nene, You're Not

Well, friends, we've come to the end of another season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Part 3 of the Reunion is over and done with. I could have done without a lot of the screaming and yelling back and forth, but hey, that's just me. I think the best moments were when a couple of the ladies just spoke honestly and calmly. Well, maybe not so calmly, but you get the idea.

So, until season 5, let's say goodbye to our Atlanta ladies.

Phaedra: You kept it classy on Part 3, just as you did on Part 1 and 2, and I can't fault you for that. I'm interested in your Donkey Booty workout dvd, just because it sounds like it'll be hilarious. I think it's safe to say you'll be back for season 5. You definitely changed my opinion of you this season, so I give you lots of credit for that. Thanks for showing us another side of you on season 4. Phaedra's grade for the week: A (for making me like her, which was no easy task).

Sheree: It's for the best that you won't be back for season 5, whether it was your choice to leave or not. I thought it was appropriate that they showed that montage of you acting ... let's just say, LESS than elegant and sophisticated throughout the seasons. You were a terror this season, and you didn't even have a good storyline to back you up. This is what happens when you get bitter on a reality show. Just ask Jill Zarin. But seriously, you need to get a job, let She by Sheree die once and for all, and just be grateful that you were part of a hit tv show. Because really, you don't have anything to show for it, and you don't have anyone to blame but yourself. Sheree's grade for the week: F (because she's bitter with a capital B).

Kim: I think it's in poor taste for you to criticize anyone for dating older, wealthy men. It's actually in bad taste for you to judge anyone, period. In truth, you were dating an older, wealthy man and accepting his extravagant gifts. Fact. I'm not even going to go into the whole "mistress" thing, because your defense is, and has always been, that Big Papa was separated but not legally divorced, so your relationship with him was ok. Alright, let's just pretend you're in the right on that one (I'm not convinced, but let's just go there for the sake of argument), the fact is, you have no business condemning anyone else for doing exactly what you did in the past. I don't even like Marlo or what she said to you, but all you had to do was say, "Good for you, I did the same thing", and be done with it. You were beyond rude to Cynthia - she has just as much right to an opinion as you do, and you shouldn't have told her to shut up. Like it or not, she gets to speak at the reunion, too. I did think it was nice when you defended Kandi and told her she doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. That was nice of you. I also enjoyed seeing you say thank you to Nene for connecting you with the producers to get you on the show. It was great to see you appreciate that she did something for you that turned out to be such a blessing in your life. With that said, I still will not watch your show. I think you're a spoiled brat and I just can't bring myself to watch a show that's just focused on you. You haven't won me over enough. Sorry. Kim's grade for the week: C (I give Kim credit for the positive, but I'm not going to ignore the negative).

Nene: You were pretty funny on this last part of the reunion, especially when you checked Sheree again, "Let me help you out. If you need help, I'm your girl. You're ridin' with the wrong team". That made me laugh out loud. Yes, Nene, we believe you when you say you brought Kim and Sheree into the mix. I did think it was funny when they mashed up Kim and Big Papa's scenes with you and John's scenes. The similarities are undeniable - right down to the squealing. It actually made me kind of sad. But, you have a point, John is not married. You're the one in the middle of a divorce. So, you may have proven Kim's point that just the fact that you're in the process of a divorce means you're not doing anything wrong by dating someone else. I'm exhausted with this topic. Do what you want, gurl. Anyway, we're all happy for you getting the role on Glee. Like I said before, this should be your last season. Although, with the cordialness between you and Kim at the end of the reunion, I would be willing to retract that if you two were friends again. Let's face it, both of you need each other on this show. If you're not into that, then it really is time to go. Being Marlo's babysitter is not the look for you, and Cynthia will do just fine with the ladies on her own. I got some of the love for you back (not all of it) on the reunion as a whole, because I really do believe you're doing the best you can. We may not like the path that you're taking, but it's your path and your journey and I still have love for you. Nene's grade for the week: C (she made me laugh, but it's time to go).

Marlo: I'm glad you apologized for using the "F" word. That was definitely a plus for you. However, going below the belt with the other ladies was very unnecessary and uncalled for. You have no room to talk, not even about Kim. The fact is, you're the one with the rap sheet, and you're the one that's been consistently called out as being an escort and a liar. Now, I would take Kandi's word over yours any day. If Kandi wants a boy toy, she can have one, because she's got it like that. You, on the other hand, haven't proven yourself to have the best judgement. So, maybe you need to just leave everyone else alone and focus on getting yourself together. I think you want to be the next Nene, and even though she called you Baby Nene, you don't get that title, because Nene started out being likable. You didn't. Marlo's grade for the week: F (she should definitely NOT be on season 5).

Cynthia: I applaud you for speaking up and standing up for yourself in Part 3 of the reunion. I think you are your own person, but I think you could have done a better job of articulating yourself. I could see where you were going at times, but you didn't finish your thoughts, so it wasn't totally clear what your point was. I still think you'll be great on season 5, especially if Nene doesn't come back. Then the other ladies will have to engage and interact with you and they won't be able to accuse you of acting differently around Nene, because she won't be around! I like that you went toe to toe with Kim, and all she could do was mock you, while you said your piece. Others may not have appreciated that, but I did. Cynthia's grade for the week: C (she needs to get ready for season 5).

Kandi: You defended yourself incredibly well against Marlo's crazy accusations. And you let us know, you have no problem taking care of your man, or any man for that matter. The fact is, you don't and your man has a job and his own money. I believe you. Marlo looked crazy for trying to embarrass you like that. I kind of enjoyed watching you take her down! I think you need to nurture the friendship with Cynthia a little bit more. You and Cynthia could be really great friends. I just see it for some reason. I'm happy that you're in love and your business ventures are taking off. We really are proud of you. Kandi's grade for the week: A (even when she got mad, she made sense, which is more than I can say for some of the other ladies).

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You're Both Whores

Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion was just as feisty and fiery as the first installment, with the husbands stopping by and Marlo making a splash, as well. Let's just jump right in.

Kandi: I think you're doing really well on this season's reunion so far. You're making your points, you're explaining you're stance on things, and you're making a whole lot of sense. I understood exactly where you were coming from with Kim about her friend's comment that you let Riley stay with Kim. The whole "black baby" kerfuffle was so blown out of proportion, and it was not the comparison to make at the time. I totally understood your anger about that. Keep up the good work. Kandi's grade for the week: A (for holding her ground).

Cynthia: I've always defended you and Peter, and guess what, I'm not stopping now. Mal was out of line, Peter was out of line, but you dealt with it the best you could. I still believe you and Peter are going to make it, by the way. I don't care what anyone says! Cynthia's grade for the week: A (for standing by her man).

Nene: You were still super defensive on Part 2, but you only had a couple outbursts as opposed to Part 1, which was basically one big tirade on your part. We examined your friendship with Marlo, which you may want to rethink, because she is nuts. But your performance wasn't too bad this week. Nene's grade for the week: C (for being over it, so are we).

Marlo: You are insane. It was so obvious that you practiced that whole "whore" speech to Kim. I must say, you had all your accusations locked and loaded, but the way you delivered it was terrible. Just as Kim has no right to judge anyone, neither do you. I have a feeling you have a lot more skeletons in your closet than anyone else in that room. So, you might want to keep a lid on the crazy. Marlo's grade for the week: F (because she's just terrible).

Kim: I've said in the past, I'm happy for you and Kroy's happiness. I'm not going to hate on any of that. Mazel to you. What I will say is - you always have so much to say about everyone else all the time, but you can't take it when people have something to say about you. And that's the fundamental problem I have with you. You're so offended when people take shots at you but let's be real. If you want to dish it out, you should be able to take it. Kim's grade for the week: F (because I can't take her anymore).

Sheree: You had some great facial expressions on this episode, which I appreciated. I'm just glad you weren't talking as much. Your explanation for the whole "black baby" debacle was weak, but at least you apologized. Sheree's grade for the week: B (because I appreciated that she apologized).

Phaedra: I think you and Apollo are great together, and I'm glad to hear the funeral business is still a go. I think you're also doing well on the reunion this time around, and that's saying a lot coming from me. I like that you and Nene are on good terms, as well. Good job. Phaedra's grade for the week: A (I actually like her now!).

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This Right Here

I LOVED Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion. The ladies were not holding back, like we've seen them do the last few seasons, and it definitely made a for an awesome start to the three part reunion. The star of this first part, in my opinion, was Nene. Not because she was in the right or anything, but because the majority of the conversation centered on her. We'll see if that changes on Thursday when Part 2 airs. Let's jump right in and give these ladies their marks for the week.

Nene: Gotta start with you, boo. I still love you, but I'm still hurt at your comments on the finale. However, I'm going to focus on this week, so believe me, I'll be fair. Like I mentioned earlier, you were the star this week. You gave us gold, Nene. The faces, the one liners, the comebacks, the facial expressions, they were all fantastic. But because you're so "over it", I'm begging you, once again, to not come back next season. But let's talk about your performance on Part 1. I think you were smart to say the whole Bedroom Kandi party just wasn't your thing. We know this. You didn't apologize, but you acknowledged that you were uncomfortable, and "over it". You also said you were over dealing with the ladies on the show. Another reason why you shouldn't come back next season. I thought it was nice when you congratulated Kim on her pregnancy, that was very cool of you. Your tiff with Sheree will go down in Housewives history. That thing was epic. I LOVED that you called Chateau Sheree "Neverland", which it is, and that you said it was a bunch of dirt and sticks, which it is. That's the Nene we like, keepin' it REAL. The whole Celebrity Apprentice/rich bitch portion was exhausting, because I understood that you were saying you're rich PLUS you had Trump checks coming in. In addition to your other projects, in other words. Sheree just couldn't comprehend that, probably because she doesn't have a job. Best line of yours, I think, was "What's YOUR status at the bank?". There's your next t-shirt right there. Oh and "I'm gonna give you this right here, UH!", (insert stank face and open hand thrust). I loved that whole piece. I also agreed with you on Sheree going after Bryce, and making his mistakes in any way your fault. You're right, he is an adult and every parent tries to raise their kids right. Once the kids are grown and make their own choices, it's on them. Believe me, I know. I think you made yourself very clear about not caring what anyone else says or does. I have seen your tweets about Kim and although you're not the only one that talks sh*t, just be prepared for her to keep throwing it in your face. Again, I think this should be your last season on Housewives, and I think an apology is in order for your Twitter followers, if you haven't already done so. Nene's grade for the week: B (for entertainment purposes and I agreed with a lot of what she said.)

Kandi: I'm very happy that Bedroom Kandi is doing so well. It really is a testament to your business savvy, so more power to you on that. I think you made an awesome point about Nene's whole attitude this season - she even said herself that she's over it. Congratulations on your new relationship, also! It is interesting that he works for Bravo, too. Do I smell a spinoff? And I'm not talking about Kandi Factory. I do believe you were joking when you told Sheree and Kim that Nene said she's rich - duh, they already knew she said that. Of course it was a joke. And you have always given Nene credit for her hustle - yes, you did insinuate she couldn't afford the $9 million home, but none of us thought she could afford it. I hope we hear more from you on Part 2 on Thursday. Kandi's grade for the week: A.

Kim: Congratulations on your pregnancy. I don't mean to be harsh with you, but I can't not point out the problems I had with you on Part 1. The whole nannies conversation was about your behavior on the show - but you totally side-stepped the question and made it about how hard you have it. Please. You won't talk about Big Papa out of respect for Kroy, which I can totally understand, so I'm with you on that one. I do have a problem with you having little side-bar conversations with Sheree and not speaking up until it's convenient for you. If you have something to say, say it to EVERYONE. That's why you're there. Speak up! I agree that Kandi is the richest bitch in the room, so that's two things we agree on so far. I think you should just stop worrying about what Nene says about you because you talk about her as well. Call it even and move on. And most of what she says is correct! You even admitted your daughters have different fathers - and I remember what she tweeted, and although it was shady, it was technically accurate. And you admitted you rented the house because Kroy was a free agent, and that you just closed on it recently. Again, accurate. Just don't pay attention to her anymore, and here's a thought, stop talking about her, too. Then, it'll just be over and done with. What a concept! Kim's grade for the week: C.

Sheree: I've been tough on you all season, and I'm afraid that pattern is going to continue. First of all, Phaedra took your case seriously enough to even touch it. Because, frankly, with your track record, I don't know who else would have taken your case. Even if she did want to do everything in front of the cameras, it was probably to cover her own ass in case you wanted to screw her over later. Moving on, Chateau Sheree is not finished because you don't work. End of story. I find it so off-putting that you're completely inarticulate. Honestly, it's SO bad, Sheree. Please, work on that. The fact that you never did anything with your Housewives platform just shows that you're not as pulled together as you want us to believe. She by Sheree was YEARS ago, and you're STILL promising to bring it back. Let it go. Also, let the whole Trump check thing go. You think you caught Nene in a lie, but you didn't. You think you caught Phaedra trying to screw you over, you didn't. You brought up Nene's son to make her look bad, it didn't work. All this adds up to you being FIRED. You're not invited back next season. Just stop, take a breath, and focus on what you're going to do next. And make sure that trying to tear people down isn't on your agenda anymore. Sheree's grade for the week: F.

Phaedra: I don't see you as the dishonest type, so I think you did your best with Sheree's case. You even gave her the check back even though you did work on her case and show up in court for her. I say, stay away from Sheree in the future. You were right to call her the Queen of Throwing People Under the Bus, because that's all she does. I think it was really nice of you to call Nene congratulating her on Glee. Hopefully we'll see and hear more from you on Part 2 on Thursday. Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

Cynthia: We didn't hear much from you, but I want to say, you looked gorgeous. The segment on your Africa looks was great. You were definitely the best dressed and tressed on that trip. Now, you had Nene's back, which was expected. I just hope she's as good a friend to you as you are to her. We'll see you and Peter on Part 2 on Thursday. I'm looking forward to that. Cynthia's grade for the week: A (based on the little bit that we heard from her).

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"Twitter People"

Sunday night's Real Housewives of Atlanta centered mostly around Kandi's launch party for her new line of adult toys, but we got some good moments with all the ladies, including Cynthia's fashion school and Kim's birthday gift for Kroy. I'm a little sad to see the season end, especially with no real resolution for some of the issues between some of the ladies, but we have the Reunion to look forward to. And by the looks of the previews, it's going to be amazing. But let's talk about the finale, and you may be surprised by what I have to say.

Sheree: You really didn't have much of a presence on the finale, except at the Bedroom Kandi party, but that's fine with me. Unfortunately, word on the street is, you're not coming back next season, and most of us aren't too broken up about it. The fact that you threw Kandi under the bus was probably the nail in the coffin, to be honest. I think you've definitely run your course with this show. You had the same opportunities as everyone else to make big things happen, but it just didn't work out. I actually liked you on past seasons (who could forget, "Who gon' check me, boo?"), but you just didn't parlay it into anything bigger and better like some of your cast mates. I say, get yourself a job in the fashion industry and hit us up with some She by Sheree before the decade is out. Sheree's grade for the week: D.

Kandi: Congratulations on all of your business ventures. I love that you're a smart, sassy, business-savvy lady-boss. I think it's great, not to mention an awesome example for young women (NOT girls, as in children, who shouldn't be watching this show anyway), but young adult women, that they can get the career they want without depending on a man to support them or buy their affection. I admire you for always looking for the next great opportunity. I think the party was a little over the top, but it actually seemed to be success, so maybe over the top was appropriate in this case. I also loved the fact that you included your Twitter followers, because you're absolutely right, THEY are the ones who are going to ultimately grow your business for you. Only so many Atlanta socialites and party girls can buy so many "lipsticks". So, bravo to you for opening it up to the actual consumer and not being elitist about it. Kandi's grade for the week: A.

Nene: First of all, I love you, but you were so wrong on this episode. That's why I'm saying this show isn't for you anymore. Go do "Glee" and your sitcom and movies and all of that wonderful stuff, because this is not your gig anymore. And that's ok. But I do have to tell you what I thought of the episode, so here we go. I think it was wrong to take any of John's gifts if you knew he was that interested in you and you weren't feeling the same for him. Now, maybe the first gift could have been ok, because maybe that could have been considered a "now we're doing business together" type of gift. But the rest, no. I can't really condone taking that stuff knowing he was falling for you and you had no intentions of having a relationship with him. In fact, you were still having a relationship with Gregg, according to your conversation with Cynthia! Rolex or no Rolex, you shouldn't have accepted those gifts. Next, the Bedroom Kandi party. I don't really blame you for being turned off when your older son talked about going to the party also. That would kind of ruin it for everyone. But, as far as the viewers saw, he wasn't there. So, you should have had a good time. Instead, you complained because "Twitter people" were invited. I really don't know what's so bad about a "Twitter party", but I would love to know because I happen to follow you on Twitter and I was kind of hurt by that comment. If "Twitter people" aren't good enough to be at a party with you then why do you tweet when you're doing an appearance at a club? Because I've seen those tweets from you in the past. I'm just saying that came across so badly. Not to mention the way you left the party. If this is all beneath you at this point, then be gracious about it and bow out gracefully. It just feels like you're sick of this show and frankly, sick of us as your fans. If that's the case, I wish you the best, but I doubt people will support your upcoming shows if you have that kind of attitude. Just saying. Nene's grade for the week: F (it pains me to do this, but it's true.)

Kim: The birthday gift for Kroy was super flashy and expensive, which is more your taste than his, actually, but hey, if you're giving instead of receiving, I'm all for it. Anywhoo, you were nice at the party for the most part, but in your interviews you went after a few of the girls. That's fine. I've learned that the interviews are the place where most of you tell us what you really feel and think as opposed to being real in the moment when you're in front of the person. As I've said before, I will NOT be watching your wedding show, because I really don't like you. But, I will say, you have some funny moments, and you're not as infuriating as you used to be. I just can't bring myself to watch your show. Kim's grade for the week: C.

Phaedra: You were in rare form this week, with all the hunky men around, you could hardly contain your enthusiasm. I thought it was funny, but also a little gross at times. We all know you enjoyed your time with the male models, that's for sure. I think it's great you're moving forward with the funeral business and the makeup line for morticians (to use on dead people). I appreciate your hustle, just like I do Kandi's, so congrats. And thank you for being cool with everyone and not picking fights. That's how you win over an audience. Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

Cynthia: I loved your model search and I love your school. I thought you and Peter did an awesome job, and Mal missed out, big time. You tried to have fun at the Bedroom Kandi party (despite your comments about "Twitter parties", don't think I didn't catch that), but you were trying to make Nene have fun, which is never a good idea. If someone doesn't want to be at a certain event or function, let them go home. You worry about you and have a good time for yourself. There's no use trying to force someone into a good time. With that being said, I like you and I think you should come back next season, especially if Nene doesn't. Then, you'll have a chance to squash all the crap about you being her puppet, which is complete nonsense. I know you're your own person. But you're a people pleaser sometimes, and that's where people get confused. Cynthia's grade for the week: B.

Marlo: Thanks for behaving at the Bedroom Kandi party, but I think we're done with you. It was nice (loud) knowing you. Take care. Marlo's grade for the week: C.

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Fully Committed

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is winding down, with the finale just a few days away, and the reunion to follow. All the storylines are almost all tied up, and the ladies seem to be getting along a lot better now. I still love this show, even though it has seen its ups and downs. I can't help it, though, I'll always have love for my Atlanta Housewives.

Kim: I'll start with you because you got engaged, and I am very happy for you. Kroy is an amazing person. Congratulations. However, I cannot bring myself to watch your wedding on tv. Although Kroy is extremely likable, you are not. I do think you're funny sometimes, but your overall attitude and arrogance turns me off. As does your "side boob". So, I will not only be tardy for the wedding, I will be absent. Anyway, back to the episode at hand, I enjoyed your conversation with Cynthia and I thought you two worked things out in a civilized manner. I don't like how you kept bringing Nene up, who wasn't even there when Cynthia made her comment, but we all know you don't do well with little things like actual facts. Also, if you didn't enjoy Phaedra's event (or Willy's event, I should say), all you had to do was get up and leave. No need for rude comments. Kim's grade for the week: D+.

Nene: First of all, congratulations on Glee and your newest pilot! I am so proud of you. I hope you do move to Hollywood and maybe have some cameos on the OC and Beverly Hills Housewives. That would be great. But I really think it's time to put your acting to work for you. I wish you nothing but the best of luck in everything you do. I loved the scene where you're at the bar just asking all your friends in the entertainment industry for advice (hey, Rudy!!). You're thinking about your future and the future of your family, and I love that. I didn't think it was very nice to complain about Willy's/Phaedra's event, so I gotta call you out on that. I also don't love the preview for next week, where Creepy John is giving you more gifts. You have to explain where all that is going. Nene's grade for the week: B.

Phaedra: I think I'm going to compile all your "donkey booty" quotes and make a special book for all us booty-nistas out there. You've got a lot to say about your ass, girl! But it's funny, so I'll take it. I liked your mock-funeral-service-arrangement-consultation, the actors were very convincing. I could see you were nervous, but you pushed through it and the funeral home director was impressed with you. Although, some of your statements sounded a little less than sincere at times. At one point, I was wondering if dollar signs were gonna pop up in your eyeballs, but hey, everyone wants to make money, so I'm not going to fault you for your enthusiasm. It was funny that all the girls had a problem with Willy's event where you were going to make your announcement. Did you not tell them what the event was for? Phaedra's grade for the week: B.

Kandi: I'm happy you're so excited about your adult toy line, but I have to admit, it's a little ... gross to have to watch you and your colleagues talk about it in detail. Just not my cup of tea. Kandi's grade for the week: C.

Cynthia: I gotta say, that wig you were wearing on your lunch date with Kim was EVERYTHING. I loved it. Now, about the episode, you were a little put off by Phaedra's event but you didn't show it as much as, say Kim did. I didn't like that you called it a waste of an outfit and a wig (although that's a great line), because you showed up for Phaedra, and like it or not, you had to stay for the whole thing. It is what it is. I hope people start realizing that you are your own person, and Nene is not in charge of you. Hell, most of your scenes this season haven't even been with Nene at all! I see you as your own person, and I like you a lot. Your modeling and fashion school looks like it's going to be a great success. I hope we see some of the models you discover in the finale. Cynthia's grade for the week: B.

Sheree: I definitely think it's nice Kim told you about her engagement first and in private. It is nice to see that you two are such good friends. But I can't help but wonder when you'll have your next falling out. There does seem to be a cycle there. Anyway, you were bored at the Phaedra/Willy thing, too, and like I said before, there really was no need for it. When you commit to being at an event, you gotta sit there and smile for your friend. That's all. No complaining necessary. Sheree's grade for the week: C.

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Just Not Ready

Why did this episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta fall so flat for me? Sure, there were bright spots, but damn. This season is getting tedious all of a sudden. This will be a short one, kids.

Nene: I love seeing you with your younger son. He's so adorable. I like how you relate to him and ask him to express himself. I love the Mommy side of you. Nene's grade for the week: A.

Kandi: I also love the Mommy side of you with Riley in the store. It was a really cute scene. I admit I am curious about why you didn't go to Aiden's party, unless they said why and I missed it. Kandi's grade for the week: B.

Sheree: I'm a little disappointed that there will be no proposal, but I think it's for the best. There's no reason for your future son in law to break the bank just for an engagement ring. If he can't afford that, chances are he can't afford a full blown wedding either. My only problem with you this week is that you were practically talking him out of it the whole time and then you looked shocked when he told you he wasn't ready. And we get it. You're divorced. Sheree's grade for the week: C.

Phaedra: Like I said last week, you can throw whatever kind of party you want for your baby. It seemed to be a very festive and joyous celebration, so congratulations on that. I won't fault you for going over the top because that's what you like and you freely admit that. Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

Kim: I am happy for you, in the sense that you lucked out big time with Kroy. He obviously loves you and your girls very much, and vice versa. So mazel to you. However, I can't take your personality. It's seriously the screeching halt to all of the episodes for me. I don't think it was ok to be anti-social at the party with Cynthia. There's a way to be civil and polite without going overboard into fake territory. After the party was over, you should have just gone home. What was the point of talking about it in the parking lot, of all places? I'm just glad it was just a conversation and nothing crazy happened. No wig shifting or anything. Kim's grade for the week: D.

Cynthia: I understand why you would want to keep things positive at the party. You didn't want a repeat of Peter's craziness at Kim's baby shower. It didn't really go your way, and you ended up having to deal with Kim in the end in the parking lot. Frankly, I liked that you didn't back down, but it was hilarious when you admitted in your interview that you don't even remember what you said about her. Now, that's comedy. All this hubbub over a simple comment that you don't even recall saying. Oh well. I think it's funny. You apologized and Kim went to smoke a cig. Classy. You win, Cynthia, you definitely win. Cynthia's grade for the week: A

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If Money Grew on Trees

The Real Housewives of Atlanta was really good this week. LOTS and lots going on, so I'm excited to blog about the episode. I'm just gonna dive right in!

Bam!

Kandi: I LOVE your song with Jo Dee Messina. It is awesome. And I'm not even a huge country fan. But that song is a hit. I love it. I'm so proud of you for achieving your goal of getting into country music - I think you're definitely going to have lots of success in that genre. I also appreciated the fact that you and Kim made up. Kim is not my favorite person, but you didn't do anything wrong and you told the truth when asked, so it was nice to see you two patch things up. Kandi's grade for the week: A.

Sheree: Congrats on your daughter's upcoming engagement! I understand why her boyfriend/fiancee talked to her father first, even though he's not really in her life right now. It's a guy thing. Of course he was going to speak to you as well. He seems like a good guy. I wish them the best. But, I will ask that you not be so negative about marriage just because yours ended badly. I agree that a woman should make her own money, though. Speaking of ... what exactly do you do for work again? Just asking! Sheree's grade for this week: B.

Nene: I feel for you with this divorce. You are in a great place professionally, but your marriage is still in a terrible place. It has to be hard to get so much success all at once without that partner by your side to share it with. However, I think you're sending out mixed signals regarding John. I think it was in last week's show where you called him your man or your boo or something like that. Then you claim he's not your boyfriend. So, I'm a little confused. Nene's grade for the week: C.

Cynthia: You go, girl! I loved your discussion with Mal. I applaud you for standing your ground and not backing down. You are so right. She wants to badmouth your marriage and your husband while she has troubles of her own?! I don't think so! I think some people may say you were harsh with her, but in reality, you said what you needed to say and you didn't hit below the belt. But you let her know, the bullsh*t stops now. She apologized, you accepted, and hopefully, you all can move forward from this. Cynthia's grade for the week: A.

Phaedra: That baby's birthday party was over the top, just like the baby shower, so no one should be surprised. I've learned you can't really say anything about how people want to celebrate their child, so I'm just going to say it was elaborate for a one year old who's not going to remember it. So, really, it's more for you and the other adults there. More specifically, it's about showing off. There. I said it. And Dwight is getting sloppy in his old age! "Last but least"??? Really?! I liked Apollo's speech, I thought he did an awesome job. I'm sure through the magic of editing it looked like you were late, but I have a feeling you were either on time or not as late as it may have seemed. Phaedra's grade for the week: C.

Kim: Good for you for putting your friendship with Kandi back together. I can't understand why you didn't do it sooner, but hey, better late than never. I love how you call Cynthia crazy and passive aggressive. Um ... check the mirror, sweetheart. But I digress. I would say keep up the positivity, but we all know that's not gonna happen. Kim's grade for the week: C.

Marlo: Thank you for coming clean with Lawrence. Your explanation still wasn't 100% truthful, but with you, I'm sure people will just take any kind of apology they can get. Marlo's grade for the week: B.

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Disrespectful

The Real Housewives of Atlanta on Sunday night was full of family drama and outbursts. Making it one hell of an episode! Everyone is dealing with some kind of turmoil, and some issues are more easily resolved than others. At the risk of sounding corny, I hope all the ladies are able to overcome the obstacles (self-imposed or not) and rise up to a better place by the time the season ends.

So let's get started!

Kim: The whining about Sweetie is just as annoying as Sweetie is lazy. Your hair stylist is right - let her go. Also, if you wear wigs, do you really need a hair stylist? Just asking. You really need to draw the line between business and home. It would be a lot easier to keep an employee in line if you actually had work to do. We should see you designing wigs or baby clothes or something instead of just hanging out at your house in every episode. We get it, you have a baby, and there's editing involved. But some of the other ladies have showcased their businesses on the show, so why don't you do the same? Kim's grade for the week: D.

Cynthia: I totally agree with you - your sister is out of line, but so is Peter. It's one thing to dislike your in-laws, but it's another to constantly be at war with them. Both Mal and Peter are wrong for what they do to each other. The limo fiasco was a sign: don't have big parties anymore. Not only for financial reasons, but for your sanity. It's just not worth it! I am upset you had to chip in for the party, but not surprised. However, it was none of Mal's business. She needs to back off. You're a grown woman and you're married and it's your life. She may not like it, but that doesn't give her the right to tell you AT YOUR PARTY that she didn't think you and Peter would make it to a year of marriage. That's a slap in the face. If she didn't believe in your marriage, SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE. Your mom said the same, and it upset me as well. I think Mal is probably behind your mom's opinion of Peter, to be honest. Either way, they shouldn't have shown up if they weren't going to celebrate your anniversary with you. Peter was wrong to single Mal out. I'm sorry you're still dealing with this foolishness. I think it's time for you and Peter to talk about respect - just because you CAN do something (call Mal out), doesn't mean you SHOULD. I commend you for sticking by your husband, since he is your family now, and your sister is just going to have to grow up and deal with it. Cynthia's grade for the week: B.

Nene: I liked that you and Gregg took on the Bryson problem together as co-parents, even though Gregg is not his biological father. I hope Bryson is doing better now. I enjoyed you at the anniversary party. You seemed to be having a fabulous time and OWNED it! LOL! Nene's grade for the week: A.

Phaedra: I'm glad you're so interested in learning the embalming part of being a funeral home director/owner, hell, you're the one that's going to have to touch the dead bodies. I applaud you for taking the class and being so eager to learn. I know I couldn't do it. Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

Marlo: All I can say is, you lied to Lawrence about saying the "F" word. That's all there is to say. Marlo's grade for the week: F.

Sheree: You're not off the hook, honey. You are one busy lady, telling everyone what everyone else said on the South Africa trip. I'm just wondering when you're going to start telling on yourself for a change? Shady! You are not perfect, so this whole tattle-tale business you're running is getting really old. I understand telling Lawrence that Marlo said the "F" word ONLY because he's friends with her and he should be able to go and talk to her about it WITHOUT YOU. You're not the peace maker, you're the sh*t stirrer. But sooner or later, the sh*t is going to come right back around to you. Sheree's grade for the week: D.

Kandi: We hardly saw you this week! But next week, we'll see you defend yourself yet again against Kim. She just can't let go of your alleged comment, which we've already established wasn't what Sheree said it was. Kandi's grade for the week: N/A

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Are You Serious?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back on US soil and waste no time getting catty with each other. It's all back to normal, don't you love it!

Cynthia: I can't wait to see the drama at the anniversary party. It's going to be as epic as the wedding. In the meantime, I liked the loveydoveyness with Peter on this episode. I like you two together. And your daughter is so beautiful! Cynthia's grade for the week: B.

Nene: I totally agree with you about the tough love with your son. He definitely needs to experience the consequences of his actions. I'm not sure if 30 days is excessive or not. Suffice it to say, you've given him everything and he still acted up. So, maybe he needs to learn the hard way. Nene's grade for the week: B.

Sheree: I still can't with you. You have got to be kidding me. When you 'fess up to not defending Kim at the very moment Cynthia and Kandi were talking about her, then maybe we can take you seriously. Sheree's grade for the week: F.

Kim: You are so quick to believe bad things about people. I didn't see you call Kandi as soon as Sheree told you her story, but you definitely should have heard both sides before reacting. You were so wrong on this one. Also, enough with the complaining. You have a personal assistant, you have a maid, and now you have a nanny. Your whining about having to take care of your baby is so old. Stop it. Kim's grade for the week: F.

Kandi: I love how passionate you were defending yourself against Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum this week. How you didn't just pull your hair out is beyond me. I swear, you have the coolest disposition, but this was even too ridiculous for you. I hope you see now that Kim is not a real friend. She never was. Kandi's grade for the week: A.

Phaedra: You were smart to let the girls have it out but you did speak up when asked. I think you were fair and neutral. Dammit! You made me like you again!! Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

Peter: You had a lot to say in this episode, so I feel it's necessary to address you. I think you bring a unique perspective to the whole Bryson situation, so it was interesting to get your take on it. It's ultimately Nene's choice as a mother, though, I'm sure she appreciated the input. Also, I like the idea of you putting together the anniversary party. It is a little awkward when you say your financial situation still isn't great, but you're still going to have the party. I like you, but it does sound bad when you ask Cynthia for money for the party in the preview. And then you have to diss her sister? Next week is going to be SO interesting! Peter's grade for the week: C.

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I'm a Boss

The South Africa trip comes to an end this week, but the drama is still going strong. The girls visited a museum, went on another safari, had a semi-slumber party, and an explosive argument over dinner. Just another day on vacation with the Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Let's begin!

Kandi: I truly don't believe you were trying to say anything derogatory about Kim when you said you didn't see her on the South Africa trip. I agree with you. I think Kim says she would have gone because she wants to look like she'd be open to that, but the reality is, she probably wouldn't have wanted to go even if she could. You were being honest - and unfortunately, which these ladies, that doesn't get you very far. You were honest with Marlo about why you didn't like her at first, and you were honest with Kim about what you said. At the end of the dinner on the last night in South Africa, you were defending yourself alone. Which is fine because you are a boss. None of the other ladies can take away from your confidence. You got this. Kandi's grade for the week: A.

Cynthia: I was a little disappointed in you this week. Seriously, you did a major flip flop when it came to what you really think of Marlo. Maybe you didn't want to cause problems but you really didn't do yourself any favors. You should have said that the bragging was a little over the top but you like Marlo as a person, which is all you really needed to say. I hate it when people say you're a follower (Nene's follower, more specifically), and then you go and do this and basically prove them right? Come on, Cynthia, you got to do better than this! What you said about Marlo wasn't even bad! On a totally different subject, you were absolutely stunning on the entire South Africa trip. I loved your looks, and of course, your Chuck Taylors. Cynthia's grade for the week: D.

Nene: You seriously don't think Marlo is superficial? When all she talks about is labels? Hmmm. Well maybe you see something in her that the rest of us don't. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. I don't agree with you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I thought it was funny when you said Kim was the Smalls' boss, but only because of the way you said it. I don't think Kandi and Phaedra are under Kim's spell, but Sheree definitely is. So, if anything, you should have been more specific with your shade. I think it was big of you to admit that you're not happy and that you have a lot weighing on your shoulders right now when the "medicine man" read his "bones" about you. Can we all agree that whole scene was a bunch of bullsh*t? Ok, great. Nene's grade for the week: D.

Phaedra: When did you become the voice of reason this season? This is so crazy but you really were one of the only ladies with your head on straight during this trip. You were interested in the cultural aspect of the vacation and you were respectful of the culture itself. You didn't participate in the "medicine man"'s shenanigans, and I don't blame you. That was total rubbish. And you weren't rude about not wanting to participate. I think you should have set Sheree straight when she misquoted Kandi to Kim on the phone, but maybe you just thought it wasn't that big of a deal. Please don't turn into a looney tune when you all get back to the States. I like this Phaedra we saw on this trip. Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

Marlo: AH! BE QUIET! You should be taking your own advice, honey. You are constantly yelling. Or is it the booze that's doing that? Either way, you are way too loud. Loud vocally, and loud about your "fashion". We get it, you love fashion, but that doesn't mean you have to advertise it 24/7. Unless you're a spokesperson and we're just not aware. The food poisoning was karma, obviously, for you not being the least bit respectful of the culture on this trip in the slightest. Sorry! I would say that I hope you learned from the experience, but I don't think you're that self-aware at this point. Hopefully you can look back on this and see how ridiculous your behavior was. Marlo's grade for the week: F.

Sheree: When that "medicine man" told you that you would never get married again because you're too old, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my couch. That was hilarious. Of course, you didn't enjoy it, but that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. You may have thought that telling Kim what Kandi said in front of Kandi was a good move, but at least have the story straight before you repeat it. What Kandi said and what you implied were two different things. I highly doubt you were looking out for Kim, by the way. I think you saw that the Talls and the Smalls were co-mingling, and you wanted to let Kim know that Kandi and Cythia were on friendly terms. But you couldn't come right out and say it, so you spun this little tale to get Kandi to admit that she and Cynthia were talking about Kim. But here's the thing - you agreed with what they were saying, too! You even said Kim wouldn't have come on the trip! This is just another example of you being insecure and causing trouble as a result. You need this show, and you need to cause drama to stay on it. I get it, but you make yourself look like an ass in the process. Whatever. Sheree's grade for the week: F.

Kim: You really shouldn't believe everything Sheree tells you. I'll give you a grade next week once we see what you do with the information you've been given.

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I'll Be Tardy

I can't exactly say I enjoyed Watch What Happens Live on Sunday because I don't enjoy Kim Zolciak at all - so I won't. She really just doesn't have much to say. She's not witty, she's not charming, and she just doesn't hold my attention at all. I mean, really, how many insights can we get on wigs and autotune for crying out loud? I will say Kroy is a saint. I truly don't know how he puts up with her. But in fairness, she's a lot less abrasive now that Bravo has given her a spinoff. It's probably in the contract that she not be such a Grade A Jackass. I am happy for her - everyone should be so lucky to find an awesome guy and build and awesome family. I just don't care for her. The bartender was a cheerleader with pom-poms made out of wigs (see what I mean?) and she was giving us energy to the tenth power just to compensate for Kim's boringness sucking the air out of the room.

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Wrapped Up

This week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta was basically a bunch of build up to the trip to Africa. Not that it wasn't entertaining, because it most certainly was, but let's just say there wasn't a lot of content. Mostly chatter. Which is fine with me!

Now, on to the gossip!

Nene: You continue to make me laugh every single episode. I do agree you should have let Phaedra know you were going to invite Marlo, though. I think it would have gone a long way with the ladies. Not that you care. My advice to you is to make an effort to be nice to the ladies in Africa - it may be a really good experience. Nene's grade for the week: C.

Marlo: You seem like a cool person when you're comfortable and in your element. I really like your friendship with Nene. It's great that you two put aside the nonsense regarding Charles Grant and saw each other as friends from the get-go. However, you do need to work on your approach to the other ladies. Once you're challenged in any way (like when Kandi asked you about your money), you don't know how to control yourself (the outburst at Cynthia's modelling school opening). Calm down! These ladies want a reaction from you, especially now that they know you have a criminal past. Don't let them bring that out in you. Marlo's grade for the week: B-.

Phaedra: You're right to be upset about Nene not notifying you about Marlo coming to South Africa. But you were right, the more the merrier. You definitely have a bias against Marlo, and you absolutely have an axe to grind with Nene. Maybe you can sort it out during the trip. Wouldn't that be lovely? Phaedra's grade for the week: B.

Kandi: I'm proud of you for working out with a trainer and getting fit the right way. I love it. I know you were in pain, but that was a real inspiration to me - since I struggle with eating right and working out, too. Keep working hard! Don't give up! You sensed something was going to go wrong on the South Africa trip, and then Marlo shows up, but let's hope the trip is positive for the most part. You really don't need to have beef with anyone, you're just not that kind of girl. Kandi's grade for the week: B+.

Kim: You and your get-skinny-quick schemes. I really have to just laugh at this point. You will never learn, will you? Anyway, one nice thing I have to say is, you look so much better with little to no makeup on. So there's that. One question though, why did you have your parents help make your sexy-time surprise for Kroy? Not appropriate! I did feel bad for you when Kroy left to football camp. I can see that you appreciate him, and that makes you a tad more decent in my book. When you're focused on your family, you're like a whole other person. Keep it up. Kim's grade for the week: B.

Sheree: I'm so disappointed in you. You've reduced yourself to a bitter woman who can't put her pride aside - even when no one is arguing with you anymore. Nene isn't fighting with you, Sheree. No one is. The best thing for you to do is to get over the pettiness and just have fun. Making stupid comments about Marlo doesn't help, either. You need to rethink your whole persona. I hope you get it together by next season. Sheree's grade for the week: F.

Cynthia: Your scene with Peter when you were packing came across to me as a light-hearted, poking fun at each other type of situation. I think it was cute. Not everyone will agree with me, though. You talk a lot about needing a break, I hope Africa provides you with what you need right now. Cynthia's grade for the week: B.

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Pink Guns

Real Housewives of Atlanta was pretty interesting this week - we had some makeups, some culture, some shooting, and some shade throwing, of course. Let us begin!

Kim: I'm going to be nice this week (somewhat) and say that I admired you for going to the shooting range to learn what that's all about. If it's something that's important to Kroy, it's better that you learn the right way to handle a firearm. I'm scared of guns, personally, but I do admire women who can handle a weapon. I'm not sure about taking the baby to the range, but that's neither here nor there. I'm sure he wasn't in any danger. I have to say, I think psychics are bullsh*t, so I really have no opinion on that scene. The dinner with Mama Joyce was tense, but I'm glad you were respectful to Kandi's mom and played along as much as possible. She only has good intentions. I think it was nice when you said, "never say never", when Joyce asked you if there was any chance you and Nene would ever speak in the future. Good answer. I like you so much more when you're not putting people down. I was disappointed that you didn't acknowledge Nene's presence at Joyce's dinner. Just to be polite, you could have said hi and it would have been over with. Also, in your interviews, you kept alluding to the fact that Nene is big (ie: can't help but see her), and that was just unnecessary. Grow up. Kim's grade for the week: C.

Phaedra: Did you really say it was a "powder in your panties" day? I'm just checking. You had some silly lines in this episode, that's for sure. I liked that you and Apollo met up with Cynthia and Peter. The beef between the two hubbies was so stupid and juvenile, I'm glad they let it go. I think the South Africa trip sounds fun, so good for you for trying to get these girls together. It's good to know you have hobnobbed with royals in Ghana, although I don't think the Vice President really knew who you were or even cared that much that you would be visiting the country soon. But bless your heart, all the same. You were pretty hilarious at the African Dance class, and I'm wondering if you're angling for a spot on Dancing with the Stars? You know, since you think Kandi wouldn't cut it. The scene at the museum was a little cringey, only because you kept molesting the mannequins. Hands off! This isn't a strip joint! Phaedra's grade for the week: B.

Cynthia: I was so glad to see you and Peter getting along in this episode, you guys even made peace with Apollo and Phaedra! I love it! I also loved that you called Nene immediately after to give her the scoop about the Africa trip. I'm guessing you'll have a lot more fun if she goes with you. Oh! And I LOVE the short bangs you were rocking! You were giving me early 90s realness and I loved every second of it. At Mama Joyce's dinner, you were right to remind Joyce that you can't force adult women to be friends, although I don't think she heard a word you said. I like that you were there for Nene, but you didn't jump in to the conversation too much. This isn't your fight. Cynthia's grade for the week: A.

Nene: You know you're my girl. You had a lot to say in this episode and you might be surprised to hear my take on it. First, I loved your reaction to the South Africa trip when Cynthia first called you about it. I believe it was something to the effect of, "I wouldn't even take a trip to the trash can with Apollo and Phaedra". Shady, but funny. Your meeting with John and his business partners was so interesting to me. I think it's so cool that you're building your business and it's all becoming a reality. However, I gotta be real with you and it pains me to say it - but you almost, ALMOST, sounded like Kim a few times. Such as, "I love a gift" (the Louboutins), "I learn a lot from him, and he gets to look at me" (creepy), and the fact that you negotiate with John based on the fact that he likes you. Now, I'm not hating on you getting your business taken care of. I think it's the fact that he is so over the top with his interest in you, personally. To your credit, you never flirt back - which separates you from the Kims of the world - but it would be even better if you told John to keep the Loubs and give you another couple projects instead. Now, let's talk about the dinner with Mama Joyce. You were visibly uncomfortable but you kept your composure. I love that. You said hello, even though you really didn't want to. I like how you explained your stance to Joyce - sometimes people go too far, and you can't move forward, no matter how much fun you had with them in the past. I love that you're going on the South Africa vacation (already saw the promos) - I think it's an awesome opportunity (once in a lifetime, like Joyce and Kandi said). I can't wait for that episode. I understand your resistance - Sheree's not the most desirable vacation companion at this point, but that should never stop you from such a wonderful opportunity. Besides, if Sheree sees you having fun, it'll only make her more jealous of you. Nene's grade for the week: B-.


Kandi: You seem to get caught in the middle a lot with these ladies, but you always speak your mind and you don't play games - which is why I think you're awesome on this show. The African Dance class was a great scene, and you told us something we didn't know - you don't think you're a good dancer. But what about the belly dancing class you killed a couple seasons back? I'm not the only one who remembers that! After the dance class, you spilled the tea on Marlo and her criminal background with Phaedra. I'd be a little freaked out too if I realized the girl I had beef with has no problem trying to stab someone. But I have a feeling you'd stand right up to Marlo if need be. Like you said, now you're ready for her. At the dinner with your mom, you brought up a great point: Do these women even remember what they're mad at each other about? Of course they do, but it seems so petty now. I wish they could let it go, but the animosity is still there. Your "girl group" analogy was perfect, too. That's exactly what this is like:  Supremes/Dreamgirls/EnVogue status drama. It was nice of you to encourage Nene to come with you girls on the trip, since you two don't have the best track record. The fact that you reached out probably helped a lot. You have the right attitude about the whole trip thing, too. You're gonna have fun, regardless. Kandi's grade for the week: A.


Sheree: I wish I could be nicer to you, but you leave me no choice, really. You've had the same storyline for four seasons, and it's still boring as hell. You're most entertaining when you're asking the question, "Who's gon' check me, boo?" But that was so long ago. I wanted to believe you when you told Phaedra you'd be a grown up and go on the South Africa trip even if Nene went. But I knew you couldn't be serious. At Mama Joyce's dinner, you were defensive and made it clear that you have no intentions on even having a civilized conversation with Nene. Then, in your interview, you mocked Nene saying, "the bitch has never been abroad". Well, with language like that, I'm surprised you're not a Goodwill Ambassador by now. I'm not saying Nene is high-society or anything, but you've got to know your role. You're not even the most popular cast member on this show. So, you really have no room to criticize Nene, who has skyrocketed past you in every aspect. Jealous much? Sheree's grade for the week: D. 


Mama Joyce: You were doing your best to talk some sense into these ladies, but it didn't quite work. I loved that you made it clear you don't party with your daughter, and you definitely aren't into the type of entertainment Ridiculous the stripper provides. Your words were wise and true, but you're dealing with some stubborn women. Hopefully they'll reflect on your words and have a change of heart. It was too funny when you realized you'd been sipping on alcohol the entire time! Mama Joyce's grade for the week: A. 

Next week, Nene and Marlo talk about the South Africa vacation, Kim deals with Kroy leaving to play football, and Kandi expresses some concern about the upcoming trip with the ladies.

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Sweet Charity

Real Housewives of Atlanta is back, finally, but I was left a little cold with this episode, to be honest. I hope the next episode will be more exciting. Let's discuss ...

Nene: I loved you on this episode! That's no surprise, but I think it's worth mentioning. You were sweet to Marlo, and you looked like you were having fun with her friends at the charity function. We didn't see you interact with anyone else on the show. I hope next week we get some classic Nene attitude when you're faced with Mama Joyce and all the ladies. Nene's grade for the week: B.

Marlo: There is something to be said for being up front, which you most certainly are. I was impressed that you gave Nene the 411 on your run-ins with the law in the past, and I think it says a lot about you that you are friendly with her, despite all of the rumors about her and your boyfriend. I can only hope that you and Nene will remain partners in crime (not literally), because that would be fun to watch. Marlo's grade for the week: B.

Kandi: I respect you so much - not only are you an amazing singer, you're a brilliant songwriter and collaborator. I think any artist would be lucky to work with you, and I actually hope I get the opportunity someday! (I plan on auditioning for the Kandi Factory's second season.) Country music is a whole other animal than what you're used to, but you and Jo Dee Messina seemed to have great chemistry. I think you're gonna be the toast of Nashville once those two songs come out. Kandi's grade for the week: A.

Kim: I'll try to be nice this week, since you didn't do anything on this episode to completely piss me off. I think you need to sit down with Brielle, and maybe a therapist, and get her to open up to you about this whole new family situation. I'm glad Kroy is a good father, and Ariana is a real character. I honestly wish you the best, and I hope that happiness will transform you into a little more of a lady than we've seen in the past. Kim's grade for the week: B.

Sheree: You were in one scene and it was with Kim! Wow, that says a lot. I want to know whatever happened to your acting ... I'm sorry, it's just sad that you don't have a plotline besides your child support issues. Maybe open up to the other girls, and maybe get things resolved with Nene, because you're at your best when you interact with the ladies on an emotional level. Sheree's grade for the week: C.

Cynthia: I am one of the few people that believes in you and Peter's love, and in this episode, I was pissed off at Peter right along with you. It has to be frustrating to see the man you love tell you that he's not going to change no matter how much it may help your marriage. Hopefully the therapy session opened Peter's eyes to the fact that being stubborn is not the way to make a marriage work. I have to address Wendy Williams' claim that you asked for a do-over for the interview you did on her show recently. I don't blame you! She didn't let you get a word in edgewise! Just keep your head up - we know you and Peter are still together, and I want to see you get your fashion school up and running. And some fun scenes with Nene would be great, too. Cynthia's grade for the week: B.

Phaedra: I agree that the funeral business would be extremely lucrative for you and your family, but I also agree with Apollo that it is a little bit morbid. I like the family aspect of your storyline, so keep giving us Apollo and Aiden. You weren't totally annoying in this episode, and you actually put a smile on my face a couple of times with your silly sense of humor. Keep it up. Phaedra's grade for the week: A.

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