My Watch What Happens Live Essay

Why I am WWHL’s biggest fan: I've watched Watch What Happens Live since night one, with Danielle Staub, her massive green skirt, and sweet white wine - with a straw. I love the whole fun, quirky vibe of the clubhouse, and of course, Mr. Andy Cohen. I've been told I'm the female Andy Cohen, which was a major compliment. I believe Andy and I would have an amazing time in the clubhouse together. We have a similar sense of humor and I really enjoy him. I've never missed an episode of WWHL or an After Show. I've called in numerous times and actually got to talk to SJP, Giuliana Rancic, and Mark Ruffalo. Each time has been absolutely wonderful. I am a complete Bravo-holic (I've read at least four Housewife-penned books - now, that's dedication), and I blog and tweet about several Bravo shows. But don't worry, I'm not one of the mean bloggers who spread rumors. I just comment on the shows (with love and sass). If I'm chosen, I won't just be serving drinks. I'll be serving feisty, fabulous banter along with immense gratitude and appreciation for this opportunity - and a side pony, just for Andy.